#not exactly safe for work sorry

(Yugyeom and Bam, heatedly discussing)

Yugyeom: If you suck your own dick, it’s not gay. If you suck someone else’s dick, then it’s gay.

Bam, to Mark the innocent bystander: Mark, what’s your opinion on sucking your own dick? Gay or nah?

Mark, bewildered: First of all, what the hell. Second of all, no. Not gay.