#kpop incorrect quotes
Wooyoung: I don’t like what you did last week when we were eating :/
Yeosang: And I don’t like you :/
Jongho: Someone once told me that when we take off a leather jacket we reveal another one under our shirt and I haven’t got that out of my mind ever since
Hongjoong: *reading a bedtime story to wooyoung and yeosang* And unfortunately, the pig family burned along with their small and beautiful house
Hongjoong: The man did not come back at that place and till this day, nobody has seen the leftovers of the house and the pigs
Yeosang: I would have stayed for the bbq
Hongjoong: *facepalms in disappointment*
Hongjoong: Yesterday I overheard Yunho asking Mingi: “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Mingi replied: “Trust me, I know what I’m doing”
Hongjoong: I’ve never moved faster from one room to another in my whole life
*in a convenience store*
Seonghwa: What did you need to buy?
Jongho:Patience
Cashier: Sir, I’m afraid you have made a mistake.
Seonghwa: Yes, I know. Joining this group has indeed made me regret my life choices but they give me fun times too.
Cashier: No sir. You have gotten this pack of noodles which is just for display of the product but are you alright?
KQ: what’s up hongjoong?
hongjoong, after dealing with the rest of ateez: my freaking blood pressure
Hongjoong: I’ve decided to leave my past behind
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: if I own you any money, I’m sorry I’ve moved on
Yunho, rushing into seongjoong’s room: GUYS THE-
Hongjoong, whispering: SHHH Yeosang just fell asleep don’t wake him up
Yunho, whispering:Oh
Seonghwa, whispering: It’s ok what’s going on?
Yunho, still whispering: The dorm’s on fire
Yunho: Isn’t it weird how some people are born with secret talents?
Yeosang: I stopped listening after “born”
Hongjoong: What’s bad about meeting new people?
Jongho: they are new
Yeosang: they are people
Wooyoung: i’m meeting them
Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!
Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?
Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!
Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~
The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…
Namjoon: I lead a team of 6 fully functional idols.
Bang PD: Well clearly then you have some idols I don’t know of.
Namjoon: What are you doing?
Yoongi: I’m making breakfast.
Namjoon: It’s 4pm.
Jin: He’s up early today.
<Pre Debut>
Namjoon: You can only address me as Rap Monster or Leader.
Hobi *walking into the room*: Morning bestie!!
The rest of BTS:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Good morning, Hoseok.
Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.
Namjoon: Good point.
Yoongi: I joined BTS for the same reason people visit the zoo.
Yoongi: Oh! Shh, look at that!
Yoongi: *turns to watch Jin screaming and chasing Jungkook*
Yoongi: Nature is amazing.
Hobi: What’s wrong?
Yoongi: Nothing.
Hobi: *Suspicion*
<LATER>
Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.
Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.
Jimin: Drugs?
Hobi: Emotions.
Jimin:*Gasp*
Jin: Why do people draw the sun with sunglasses? How is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he is the sun??
Jungkook: He has to protect his eyes from your face.
Namjoon *monotone while reading*: Jin stop trying to choke Jungkook, you know he’ll win.
