#kpop quotes
Seonghwa: If something excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time you should probably do it
Yunho, coming from the bedroom: TIME TO FUCK A BLENDER
Seonghwa:*faints*
Jeonghan: Seungkwan, no!
Seungkwan: *minding his own business* What did I do?
Jeonghan: Force of habit, sorry… Hoshi, no!
Wonwoo: *lying on his deathbed* *beckons to Jun*
Jun: *walks over, sobbing* Wonwoo, don’t leave me, please!
Wonwoo: *beckons to Jun furiously* C-come closer…
Jun: W-wonwoo… my greatest friend, my greatest ally, my one and only true brother. It breaks my heart to see you parting from this world so soon- *hiccups*
Wonwoo: J-Jun…
Jun: W-wonwoo…
Wonwoo: Stop with this sentimental sh*t already. Listen very closely to my commands; when I die, I want you to lower me into my grave… so you can let me down one last time.
Hoshi: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Jun: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM~
The8: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Dino: … I don’t drink coffee…
DK: The8, wanna hear a joke?
The8: ?
DK: What do you call a fake noodle?
The8: Um… what?
DK: An impasta! ROFL
The8:
*many shrieks later*
News Reporter: Breaking news, a corpse was discovered this morning-
Johnny: You’re literally twelve.
Haechan: You’re literally a disappointment, but I don’t throw that around.
Haechan [to Mark]: you’re literally adopted, but I don’t rub that in.
Mark: I didn’t say anything-
the bright colours look so cute!! ✨
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LEE HI - HOLO
I want to talk about this song for a second. This is a literal masterpiece and when Chungha said this song gives her goosebumps and that her reaction wasn’t fake, SHE REALLY MEAN IT. As soon as it started, the song sounded sad, very sad as it cheers you up beat by beat, and minutes passed it is a really comforting song. Also, I just listened to the song for once and I love it, directly, DIRECTLY not to forget the fact I remembered the beat of the song too ASAP. Quite rare. Thank you AOMG for taking her. Thank you LEE HI for still making comforting musics for us. LOVE YOU, KEEP GOING.
Got7 as things my brothers and I have said/done:
Mark: -impatiently waiting on his hot dogs to boil- “Hurry up, thots.”
JB: He was the lucky one. The others died.
Jackson: Well, good. Don’t wanna have to chop off your kneecap. That’d be unfortunate. Then you’d have to wear knee top hats.
Jinyoung: Wow, really sucks to suck, huh?
Youngjae: (just a text message without context) “screaming”
BamBam: Well, you know why they call them chocolate bar abs. It’s because the people who have them are so yummy.
Yugyeom: Did you know that you can get arrested for being an adult? ………..wait, that came out wrong.
Mark: She thiccc but she average you feel me
Jackson: What did you just say to me?
Jackson: I’ve finally figured out who I feel like. Humpty Dumpty!
Mark: you….you feel like an egg?
Sungjin, walking along: And what’s going on over here?
Jae, slumping in a chair and playing games on his phone, deadpan: My impeding internal death, that’s what.
Presto presto do your besto
Jackson Wang @ aghases, probably
(Got6, being heathens in the other room)
JB: Honestly, I gave up a long time ago. I just give up a little more every day.
(Yugyeom and Bam, heatedly discussing)
Yugyeom: If you suck your own dick, it’s not gay. If you suck someone else’s dick, then it’s gay.
Bam, to Mark the innocent bystander: Mark, what’s your opinion on sucking your own dick? Gay or nah?
Mark, bewildered: First of all, what the hell. Second of all, no. Not gay.
Wonpil, hugging Dowoon close: Do you hear that? It’s the sound of my love.
Dowoon: All I hear is the sound of my personal space being invaded.
Jae: I mean, scallops are basically just sea chicken nuggets.
“Your hatred sustains me.”
Yugyeom at Jinyoung, probably
Bambam, pondering to himself: Is Moscow its own country? Or is it in India?
Mark: You didn’t — you did NOT just ask that.
Bambam:What?
Jinyoung, yelling from the kitchen: RUSSIA. IT’S IN RUSSIA, BAMBAM.
Wonpil: Dude. Opaque is such a weird word. Like, does it mean the opposite of clear because the word itself just looks unclear? Or is it because some weirdo decided that it meant solidity of color?
Sungjin: Wonpil please oh my god
