#not on ao3
The one in which two rivals at Hogwarts, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, hate each other’s guts, risk expulsion by playing pranks on each other every day, fake date and fail miserably at it, and destroy the Whomping Willow - but along the way, they manage to fuck up their dynamic.
(Which may or may not be partly due to their three mutual best friends that love making sexual innuendos about them - and who ship them so much that they run a fanpage along with Professor Malfoy.)
Handy recipe for this angst-filled fic:
• one easily bothered Hufflepuff (Harry Styles)
• one mouthy Slytherin (Louis Tomlinson)
• one sensible human (Liam “Daddy” Payne)
• one loud Irish boy (Niall “White Bread” Horan)
• one iconic traitor (Zayn “Badboi” Malik)
• sixty-nine cups of sexual tension ;)
• one school full of Larry shippers
• everyone’s second favorite gay couple (Drarry “OH MY FUCK” Matter)
look idfk AO3 IS A NEUTRAL ZONE
if you purposely post ship hate on AO FKN 3 and tag it so shippers see your hate on AO FNK 3 then you have a serious fuck up in your head and need a life. you have to be pretty down bad to post ship hate on AO MOTHER FKN 3 like it’s twitter and take the time to tag it ALL OVER A SHIP YOU DONT LIKE. nope i’m not having it anymore. AO3 is a safe space, neutrality zone, no stupid ship wars here i’m DONE.
there are no ship wars in AO3, there are no ship wars in AO3, there are no-
