#dumbasses
The one in which two rivals at Hogwarts, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, hate each other’s guts, risk expulsion by playing pranks on each other every day, fake date and fail miserably at it, and destroy the Whomping Willow - but along the way, they manage to fuck up their dynamic.
(Which may or may not be partly due to their three mutual best friends that love making sexual innuendos about them - and who ship them so much that they run a fanpage along with Professor Malfoy.)
Handy recipe for this angst-filled fic:
• one easily bothered Hufflepuff (Harry Styles)
• one mouthy Slytherin (Louis Tomlinson)
• one sensible human (Liam “Daddy” Payne)
• one loud Irish boy (Niall “White Bread” Horan)
• one iconic traitor (Zayn “Badboi” Malik)
• sixty-nine cups of sexual tension ;)
• one school full of Larry shippers
• everyone’s second favorite gay couple (Drarry “OH MY FUCK” Matter)
The mother fucking headline said that the coroner saw the bodies in person! What the fuck do you mean “where did you get your “facts” from?!“
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