#captain niall
louis, trying and failing to flirt: i like your name
harry, equally as bad at it: thanks, i got it for my birthday
niall: okay go over there and say your best pickup line
harry: okay *walks over to louis* i like my partners like my intrusive thoughts
louis: what the fuck
harry: fucking me over in the middle of the night
niall: oh my god *leaves*
person: hey, can I borrow your phone?
me: *sweats* yeah, just a sec *changes lockscreen, homescreen, & deletes all 37,293 saved larry pics*
me: *pouring buckets of sweat* haha here you go
The one in which two rivals at Hogwarts, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, hate each other’s guts, risk expulsion by playing pranks on each other every day, fake date and fail miserably at it, and destroy the Whomping Willow - but along the way, they manage to fuck up their dynamic.
(Which may or may not be partly due to their three mutual best friends that love making sexual innuendos about them - and who ship them so much that they run a fanpage along with Professor Malfoy.)
Handy recipe for this angst-filled fic:
• one easily bothered Hufflepuff (Harry Styles)
• one mouthy Slytherin (Louis Tomlinson)
• one sensible human (Liam “Daddy” Payne)
• one loud Irish boy (Niall “White Bread” Horan)
• one iconic traitor (Zayn “Badboi” Malik)
• sixty-nine cups of sexual tension ;)
• one school full of Larry shippers
• everyone’s second favorite gay couple (Drarry “OH MY FUCK” Matter)
HI SORRY FOR BEING SO INCREDIBLY INACTIVE BUT CAN LIAM PAYNE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Larry fics
When you read certain words in a larry fanfic, you immediately know who it’s referring to, faster than lightning. Fact of life. As true as the fact that at least half the fandom cried when Harry cut his hair. So in Larry fics, here’s how logic works:
Zayn = Greek god
Liam = puppy
Harry = “the curly boy”
Louis = “great ass”
Niall = tHe iRiSh oNe
If you don’t make this connection then HELLO NEWBIE :))
Dear Louis,
FUCK YOU LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON FOR VOWING TO NEVER GET TATTOOS AND GETTING NOT ONE, NOT TWO, NOT EVEN TEN, BUT FUCKING THIRTY FOUR OF THEM. SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU. AND 95% OF THEM MATCH UP WITH YOUR DUMBASS BOYFRIEND. YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU TOO STYLES THE TWO OF YOU ARE THE REASON FOR MY MENTAL INSTABILITY
WHAT THE FUCK HIGHKEY SOBBING HARRY STOP MAKING ME EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE
I NEED HELP
you guys does anyone know which interview this gif is from? I’ve seen so many gifs of the interview and I really want to actually watch it, so if anyone has it, please link me to it/tell me what it’s called!
Niall on a date
Niall: so how do you feel about Larry Stylinson?
Date: ugh it’s the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever heard!
Niall: *shoving bread sticks into golf bag* sorry I’ve gotta zayn
