#not porn
I love that pretty dress feeling! Eventually seamless tights and frilly socks always excite me a lot.
see me overflowing with excitement here…
https://xhamster.com/videos/seamless-pantyhose-relief-for-crossdresser-cum-xhDJRDF
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Maybe a little risky, but no genitals on display and my whole lower half is covered in clothing so I’m pretty sure these aren’t pornographic, more like artistic really… A plausible line of reasoning I’m sure.
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this is what happens when you right click on this site. left clicking is worse. they have the audacity to run an anti ad blocker which says they only run responsible ads, and if you do, clicking one time delivers you at least 5 of the most invasive ads I have ever seen on a site that wasn’t built to give you tons of pop ups as a joke. please stop stealing and posting my art without asking
You might have noticed already that the “Movies” in DOA5 only play in 30FPS, vs the 60FPS of the actual gameplay. At this point you’ve probably gotten over it and just accepted it. I mean, 30FPS isn’t that bad… right?
Wrong. You see, framerate in many game engines, including this one, affects more than just the number of frames displayed on your screen per second. It also affects the physics calculation, which I hope will be more than apparent once you watch this video.
This video is an open letter to those in the modding community who are far more technically inclined than I. Please try and find a way to make the movies run at 60FPS!
Good breast physics aren’t as distant as you might think! The breast physics are not supposed to look so bad in the movies! The game is just meant to be played at 60FPS, and it’s evident when you view this video, or if you just see the physics in Training or Versus!
We don’t need Soft Engine 2.0! We just need to make it so that the game runs like it does in versus mode!
Webm format:
https://files.catbox.moe/dj6jzb.webm
Thecreator of DOA5′s Beach Paradise mod had a problem, so I helped solve it! Introducing: the DOA5LR 60FPS Lock! All you gotta do is be using DOA5 1.09, download Cheat Engine, and use my cheat table, and everything in the game except for video files will be 60FPS! This includes win animations, loss animations, anything custom including DOAHDM’s astonishing collection of Beach Paradise motions, and menu backgrounds!
Download link: here!
Usage: Press = to lock things to 60FPS at 1x speed. Press - to lower speed, if you want to take in these animations a little bit slower. And press backspace to reset back to normal 30FPS and 1x speed. (Note: this will make gameplay run at half speed and 30FPS, I don’t recommend resetting for anything but movie viewing)
Let me know if you like this, maybe there’ll be more from me in the future! If you like this kind of stuff, be sure to check out LoversLab! You can find me there as well!
Sometime today, I hit 2,000 followers! Wow! I mean WOW! I am truly touched that this many people find something worthwhile in my blog. Thank you very much.
P.S. As touched as I am to have hit this milestone, I feel that I need to take this moment to remind everyone that this is a NOT SAFE FOR WORK blog. It is intended for 18 and over audiences only. Please do not get yourself into trouble by viewing this blog when you shouldn’t, and if anyone out there following this blog is under 18 please un-follow me right away. I will happily welcome you back once you turn 18, but for now, please respect the law, and enjoy being young.
Photography by Bruce Jenkins
Model/hair/makeup is me
These make me feel like I’m in some modern fairy tale AU.
I like it.
Ok, I’m done reblogging this shoot now.
Probably.
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Photography by Bruce Jenkins
Hair/makeup/model is me
I’m so fucking cute I don’t even know what to do with myself. ^_^
New shots up over at my personal tumblr. In case the 300 or so new followers I suddenly developed over the last month aren’t aware, I model.And am kind of an attention whore.
Also PSA: If you get tired of stuff that is not porn on this blog, you can block the tag “not porn.”
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fluffyballofdeath said: Everything you post is cute and/or hilariously awkward, and that’s the best kind of both sex and porn in my opinion. I also like imagining the models trying to keep still for the long exposure with their silly hats and legs in the air…
I <3 you
sometimes I stalk my followers and I’m constantly blown away by how attractive and intelligent y'all you seem to be.
Like, half of my followers are other porn blogs, and that I get, but the rest of you either look like models or write really philosophical shit, why are you following a blog devoted to ranting about the terrible sets in antique erotica?
Penis tree
Roman de la Rose, France 14th century.
Français 25526, fol. 106-160r (compillation contains fols. 106v, 111v, 160r)hmmmm
no wait
no
hmmmm
Because everyone needs a penis tree.
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Friendly reminder that you are worthy and you are enough, just how you are.
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirmordispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
Yes please
Well that happened…
I can’t believe there’s over a thousand of you all now. I have another silly round-up for you in the works, as something of a thank-you gift.
Cheers, my darlings. I love you all.
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Ok this is my new favorite picture of myself.
wheeeeeeeee I’m a shameless attention whore look how pretty
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Although my selection of studio photographs usually features double portraits of affectionate gentlemen sitting together, I happened across this picture taken in the Floridsdorf district of Vienna, c.1900, and was so struck by the spectacular hat I just had to give him a moment in the spotlight! An opulent concoction of feather and flower atop what appears to be a relatively everyday and sensible gent’s hat, we can only guess at what prompted him to wear such magnificent and overblown decoration for his photograph, and if, indeed, he wore this on a more regular basis than the single occasion on which it was recorded!
I can’t decide if I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes because it’s actually that funny, or because I’m mildly delirious from illness. Welcome to Plague Watch 2014 Part 2.
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A popular recipe from Isabella Beeton’s Book of Household Management was the toast sandwich. The toast sandwich was a slice of toast, seasoned with salt and pepper according to taste, placed between two slices of non-toasted, buttered bread.
ok i look at and cast judgment upon their pornography almost every day and this is still the weirdest thing i think i’ve heard about the victorians
Hello my darling perverts. I apologize for the lack of posts, but finals ate my brain and then this happened and we’ll just say I was time/space traveling for a while.
Two things happened during my travels that concern you:
1) I acquired an honest to God Victorian sex-ed book/manual. Diseases you’ve never heard of! Incredibly unsound medical advice! Questionable treatments! Poor understanding of anatomy! Expect quotes. Probably as captions.
2) I finally caught The Aether Brigade (aetherbrigade) in action and I cannot recommend them highly enough. Hilarious, charming, bawdy semi-improvisational comedy. A night of alternating vibrator, time travel and history jokes which ended with an inflatable boob fight. I was cackling for an hour straight. We chatted for a while after (who knew that “Hey I run that Victorian porn tumblr you follow” works as an icebreaker? Next time I’ll see if I can use it as a pick-up line) and they are lovely adorable people to boot. Especially a certain ginger engineer with an apparently very effective treatment for, ahem, hysteria.
I am hoping to wrangle one or two of them into providing some (possibly semi-drunken) snarky commentary, so perhaps there is a guest post in our futures? We shall see.
In the meantime, I am back from my adventures and porn shall resume shortly.
Kisses, darlings.
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Picture copyright Bruce JenkinsWant to see more stuff like this?
I made a modeling/cosplay tumblr over here: November Page.
Things will be posted as I have time and do more stuff.
I have a tumblr for this nonsense now. You can follow it and everything.
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Tumblr ate your ask while I was answering it somehow. But it’s a good question! Gold star, you.
To answer your question:
Probably the two most common euphemism for orgasms were coming and spending. Spending/spend were also euphemisms for ejaculate/sexual fluids of either sex.
So Terry Pratchett died.
I don’t even know where to start. The last time one of my favorite authors died (the great Diana Wynne Jones, a severely underrated fantasy and science fiction author. If you haven’t read her, go pick up The Dark Lord of Derkholm or Howl’s Moving Castle this instant), I cried for three hours and was prone to bursting into tears for the next week.
Books, especially fantasy books, most especially fantasy books written from a place of compassion and humor and optimism, are kind of important to me.
I remember, vividly, the first time I read a Discworld novel. I was 15, a sophomore in high school, we were doing CAHSEE testing, and I kept finishing so early that I had already blown through the book I brought to read in case I finished early.
“I don’t have anything to reeeaaaad,” I whined to a friend during lunch. This was, in my life, the most pressing problem and highest priority.
“I have a book you can borrow,” he said, and dug in his bag until he found it.
It was Equal Rites. I read it in two hours, biting hard on my knuckles to muffle my uncontrollable laughter in the agonized silence of standardized testing.
And then I read the rest of them. However I could get them, in whatever order I found them. Four years later I owned every single one.
Pratchett was, unquestionably, a genius. Many people have remarked upon his painfully on point observations of everything from academia to economics to human nature. Others have mentioned his ability to put those observations on the same page as a funny vegetable joke without either one losing anything, and most of the time gaining something, in the delivery.
What I know is this: Terry Pratchett’s work saved, if not my actual life, at least my soul.
My teen years were difficult for me. They’re difficult for most everyone, I think. Books were, at times, the only shield I had against the darkness and the noise. But Discworld was more than that. Discworld taught me things. How to be human. How to have compassion for others. How to remain in the world. How to exist in a way where I didn’t hate everything, including myself.
I don’t know what he would want as a eulogy, or if he would want one at all, but judging from his writing, I think he would value knowing he made a difference. So this is what he taught me.
You don’t have to be nice to be kind (Granny Weatherwax).
What you choose to do shows who you are more than anything else (Vimes).
Home is something you carry with you (Tiffany).
Be the person you needed as a child (Susan).
Anger is a tool. Use it as fuel to stand up for what you believe in (Vimes).
Stories are what make us human (Death).
Someone must speak up for those who have no voices (Granny Aching).
Life isn’t fair. Don’t let that stop you from trying (Vimes).
Be brave. Think about things. Ask questions.
Be kind.
Be kind.
Be kind.
Thank you, Sir Terry.
sabik-delanor replied to your post: really if you haven’t read/seen any 19…
do you happen to. have a reccomended reading list
…I do. Kind of. All links are NSFW. Many of them also not safe for brains. Cannot guarantee any viewer will find anything herein referenced to be even remotely erotic. Trigger warnings for literally anything you can think of apply. You have been warned.
Thank you for the rec! Also to the list I would add the tumblrs I tagged in this post and in particular these two books:
The Pearl (free or on Amazon) which is the collected issues of a dirty, dirty magazine from London, 1879-1881
And The Collector’s Edition of Victorian Lesbian Erotica (on Amazon)
as well as everything else on this article: Ten Books That Prove the Victorians Were Kinky.
Or if you’re more interested in the academic side of things, The Pleasure’s All Mine (on Amazon) is pretty good. I had another round up of resources somewhere but I can’t find it…
I’m going to be playing catch-up with asks today (which are open and anon is on, btw), so expect text spam. As always, it’s tagged “not porn” if you want to tumblr savior it or whatever.
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7 Cups of Tea connects you to free active listeners, counselors online, and online therapy. Speak anonymously with a trained, compassionate person when you need someone to talk to.I just got off the site. I had a massive anxiety attack and I remember seeing chesca’s facebook post last night and since imalive.org was busy they suggested this page and I got help. The listener was super helpful and you never know when you might need help.
This was the second time I’ve had an attack in my life and it was definitely more intense and I’m really glad there are resources like this to help out in times of need. Thank God for the internet.
So don’t be afraid to share, you never know who you end up helping.
