DK: Why does Barbatos always do the laundry so loudly? DQ: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the castle Barb*in the distance, slams the washing machine shut*
Mc was then called by the Queen to Be a calming presence for Barbatos
The short of it:“RAD Vogue: What The Hell I’m In Hell”
AN: IT’S FINALLY HERE! Ooookay so after finals, a surgery and my laptop crashing, I’m back with the awaited sequel to BFF Extremes!and it’s in headcanon form for easy reading! Sorry about the wait, I will be getting to requests shortly!
You stumbled out of the portal, glaring at the man with teal hair. “Hey! What gives-?”
You froze as you took in the sight before you. You were standing in a large, medieval administration hall, before eight imposing men. The teal-haired man beside you touched your arm gently, and gestured towards a tall, red-haired man with a smile brighter than LED headlights.
“Hello, MC. Welcome to the Devildom.”
…
“We hope to see you soon, MC!”
“Oh, MC! I’ll miss you so much!”
“Ya better text everyday, human. Don’t keep The Great Mammon waiting!”
“I’ll miss you, MC.”
And thus, the exchange program came to a close. You’d made quite a few memories with the seven demon brothers and other exchange students. Sure, you’d gotten yourself killed and almost-killed and very-close-to-being-killed (ehem, Lucifer), but it had all been in good fun. You survived, you were pretty sure every single one of the brothers was deeply and tragically in love with you, but you just wanted to get back home and relax without a demon threatening to kill anyone who showed romantic interest in you every five minutes. The House of Lamentation and Purgatory Hall had almost become your centuries-old eldritch found family. But there was one thing that had been nagging at the back of your mind ever since the beginning of the year; WHY did Lord Diavolo look so familiar?
Andwhy did you feel a strange swirling sensation in your gut every time you looked at him?
…3 months later…
“Hey, MC. Are you missing the Devildom?”
“Yeah, kinda-”
“Perfect! We’ll be visiting in a couple minutes anyways.”
“Wait, what do you mean a couple min-”
Whoosh!
“AAAAAAAHHH-” You landed on your ass, a wonderful way to make an entrance in a fortunately empty castle ballroom. You glared at Solomon, who made a graceful landing on his feet. Your rage however, dissipated when you saw the tension on the sorcerer’s face. “Solomon? What’s wrong?”
“Oh, Lord Diavolo called for us…said he had some urgent business…”
“That’s all he said?”
Solomon sighed, before taking a deep breath and facing you. Putting a hand on your shoulder, he started, “MC, don’t freak out, but the Demon King wants to see us.”
“Demon King…as in Diavolo’s father?”
“Yes, Lord Diavolo said he asked to see the human exchange students. Now I know you’re probably scared shitless like I am, but-”
“That’s cool, lemme go say hi then-” You started for the courtroom, before Solomon frantically swatted your hand away from the door handles.
“MC WAIT THAT’S LITERALLY THE DEMON KING-”
“Okay, and?” You tapped your foot impatiently.
“Are you not aware of what he thinks of humans?”
“What does he think of humans?”
“He absolutely despises them. At least, that’s what Lord Diavolo and the others think.”
“…Is that so?” You grinned. “All the more reason to go say hello!” You speed-walked through the doors without waiting for Solomon.
“MC, HOLD ON-”
Before you could even take another step into the courtroom, you were engulfed by golden robes tinged with the scent of Chardonnay grapes.
“BESTIE I CANNOTBELIEVE YOU ARE HERE!” A loud and deep voice rumbled from somewhere above your head. You pulled your face out from the depths of the speaker’s abs and looked up to see Balam’s beaming face. His skin practically glowed under the evening lights of the castle’s dimming lanterns, piercing gold eyes nearly popping out at you.
“Bal?! Ugh, it’s been SO long since we’ve talked! How have you been?” You smothered him with another bone-crushing hug (although it probably felt like a kitten clawing at his legs to him) and stepped back to take a good look at your friend.
“Bal…?” You heard Diavolo’s voice weakly echo through the room. “MC…you’ve met my father before?” You surveyed the room of shocked faces.
“THIS IS YOUR FATHER?”
LUCIFART
Oookay he’s zoning out now
None of this is real none of this is real
First of all, how dare you not tell him
This is betrayal of the highest order
He is your bae, your one and only who tried to kill you various times but only because you were being nosy
He’s the kind of mf that’ll act like it doesn’t bother him because he’s all high and mighty
How on earth did you manage to meet with AND make a pact with the Demon King without so much as a scratch?
He should be proud of you but he remembers all the times you could’ve sprung the Demon King’s pact powers on him, and yet…you didn’t
“RAD Vogue: Concerto no. 3, MC in Luci Major”
The analytical portion of his brain is screaming at him because you’re best friends with Lord Diavolo’s father now, which gives Lord Diavolo an advantage over the rest of them
He must make his move
But not while His Highness gives him the Regina George smoulder
MAMMOAN
ROYALTY. HIS NUMBER ONE ENEMY.
Wait he’s royalty too
The Great Mammon has nothing to lose, not even to the Demon King
Au contraire to the jealous demon everyone is used to seeing, Mammon surprisingly gets along the most with the Demon King
One day you spot the two of them talking and it feels like your father giving your man “the talk”
Mammon is just. So proud of you he might actually cry
Dia you gotta step up your game, family man’s out here getting royal approval from the top banana
You caught Mammon trying to teach Balam how to do a runway walk and now you’re frantically trying to stop the Demon King from strutting down to Majolish and become a model
“RAD Vogue: Majolish 101; Who is Hell’s Newest Hottie?”
Mammon saw the way the Demon King acted around you and now he treats you like royalty, too
It only keeps getting better
LeViA-cHaN~
Holy shit this is going in his Top 10 Anime Betrayals Compilation
MC how could you not tell your Lord of Shadows about this
The two of you were supposed to fuck around with your OP pact powers and turn RAD into a pancake factory
Honestly this is why he feels unworthy of your love
You, ever the confident human, just waltzed up to the whole ass DEMON KING and walked away with THE UR+ pact?
You are the coolest person to ever exist
Will only bond with the Demon King but over video games
But seriously, this dude is the demon that gave them all their titles and distinction
He’d be nothing without the Demon King (or at least that’s what he thinks)
He has nothing but admiration for the Demon King because if he were you MC, he’d simp for dat royal ass too
“RAD Vogue: Grand Admiral and His Highness Post New Video Collab On TokTik, and it's…Ruri-Hana Cosplay?!”
STANLEY
YOU MADE A PACT WITH THE DEMON KING?!
ohoho look at lucifer’s face
MC HOW DID YOU MAKE A PACT WITH THE DEMON KING
WHEN-
Suddenly he has the worst-timed flashback to when he almost threw you at a wall and wonders why you didn’t use your pact to flame his ass
But then it occurs to him exactly how much power you have in your hands
That is so hot
Feels proud of you but remembers that it’s a Lucifer emotion yikes
“RAD Vogue: Oh Hell Nawh, He’s In Love; Wrathful Pining?!”
He always thought you were quite calculating from the first moment he saw you
Subtly asks you questions to pass on to the Demon King so he can do research
He’s amazed by how all that demonic power just ran through you without corrupting your soul at ALL
You are just full of surprises, aren’t you ;)
ASM-HOE-DEUS
He nearly had a heart attack when the Demon King swooped in as if he was going to murder you
But then he saw the hug and
His mind went to places :3
“RAD Vogue: THE HAREM JUST GOT INTERESTINGGGG”
The friendship dynamic between the three of you is just Asmo and Balam worshipping you like some deity
Asmo thinks to himself, who couldn’t you pull?
Threesome?MC what do you mean you’d rather eat Solomon’s cooking
Sometimes he asks very risque questions and you have to duct tape his mouth or else
Works together with Mammon to push for the Devildom’s Secret Model agenda and takes the Demon King out shopping
The fact that you really went from powerless human to pact holder of the entire government of hell only occurred to him during a sleepover with the Demon King
He woke up squealing and almost squeezed you to death in a proud hug
The Demon King had no idea what was happening so in order to not be left out he hugged you too
BEELZEBURGER
Also almost had a heart attack and inadvertently changed into his demon form when Balam swooped in to hug you
“MC is that why you could open the attic door even though you didn’t have pacts with all of us-”
“BEEL SHUt-”
“But why, Belphie”
Almost snitches on his twin but realizes just in time
Workout buddies with the Demon King
Sometimes he chuckles when he thinks about how you just…randomly popped into their lives
He used to see you as weak and needing protection
But now? He’s the one that’s weak
For you
This newfound power dynamic has him reeling but he cannot express it as well as the fifth-born
So he’ll just do it in his classic Beel way
“MC I think you are very fergalicious”
“Beel do you know what that means”
“No…Asmo taught me that word.”
“RAD Vogue: The Sixth Born is a Player, and Not the Kind You’d Expect!”
BELPHEE-HEE
Yandere Instincts Go!
“RAD Vogue: Oh Wait I Cannot Go Yandere Because The Demon King Will Whoop My Ass; Says RAD Campus Emo BoyOn an Interview with the Newspaper Club”
Is genuinely worried about the Demon King finding out what he did to you
“BEEL SHUt-”
Secretly admires you for being so insanely bold
You waltzed right into HoL, into their hearts, and made pacts with the most powerful demons in the Devildom
Realizes that you could’ve stopped him from killing you, but…you didn’t?
Why
Just when he thought he had humans figured out-
He is so jealous of all the time you spend with the Demon King
He is actively making an effort to hang out with you and keep you away from the Demon King, even for outdoors-y things
And now everyone’s concerned about the Avatar of Sloth
But you gave him kith and everything is all right with the world
DIAVOLORINO
YES MC THAT IS MY FATHER
How,,, why-
Infinitely more relieved that his father doesn’t hate humans like he thought
This is so much better for the exchange program
His second thought: MY FATHER HAS MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, AAAAAAA
He truly, wholeheartedly, enjoys watching you and his father interact like close friends
DOES THIS MEAN HE CAN MARRY YOU NOW
YOU HAVE HIS FATHER’S BLESSINGS- I MEAN, CURSES
But HOW in the three realms did you make a pact with his strict, hellishly terrifying father
“RAD Vogue: The Royal Wedding; Is the Devildom’s Wattpad Cameo Finally Here?!”
All the beings in the three realms fear the Demon King except for you
Is THAT why he felt such a deep connection with you when the exchange program had just started?
Wait, did his father tell you embarrassing stories about him-
FATHER NO-
BARBZ
When…
MC, when did you manage to do all of this?
Looked into the timeline and still couldn’t figure out how he missed it
THAT explained the weird feelings of superiority he got from you- your pact
His respect for you goes up SO high
Treats you like Devildom royalty
He will start a petition to have you stay at the Castle with him, his Lord, and his Highness
The Royal Family will be complete :)
Lucifer please refrain from interrupting me, I am on a mission
Lord Diavolo would not approve of this behavior
Yes I will take MC with me and there’s nothing you can do about it Avatar of RiGhT-HaNd MaN
“RAD Vogue: Royal Butler Seen with Human Exchange Student; A Secret Affair Behind the Prince’s Back?!”
monSOLO
Freezes up when you run into the court room
He thinks he would’ve had a heart attack if he wasn’t immortal
Prepares himself to go against the Demon King if the worst comes to worst and then-
Oh, you are best friends with the Demon King
Ah, you also made a pact with the Demon King
MC IF YOU MAKE A PACT WITH THE DEMON KING YOUR SOUL GETS DESTROYED
What do you mean its a bilateral pact
HOW DID YOU GET THE DEMON KING TO MAKE A BILATERAL PACT WITH YOU
Slightly irked that you inadvertently became the second most powerful being in the Devildom by accident
But finds it extremely attractive that your boldness and curiosity bore some of the biggest fruits of labor ever
No wonder he’s so smitten with you
“RAD Vogue: King Solomon Declares He Is Divorcing All 700 Of His Wives Because MC Is His Bae And Nobody Else’s, ft. Fifth-Born Lord Asmodeus’ Take On The Tea!”
#PRAYFORTHISSIMUSSY
Oh, MC, you are so bold, how am I supposed to tell Michael,
He is frantically doing the supernatural angel soul-scanning thing to make sure your soul hasn’t been corrupted
To his surprise, your soul is still 100% clean
He might faint out of shock and is currently leaning on Lucifer’s shoulder for support
The two are just standing there like (standing person emoji)
He is shooketh
Whips out old ass Celestial Blackberry phone
starts typing
“RAD Vogue: TSL Bonus Chapter After 6 Years of Christopher Peugot’s Hiatus!! Henry Becomes All-Powerful?!”
You can hear Leviathan screeching in the distance
He is just so uncertain about what this means for the three realms and how Michael will react
THE LITTLE FRENCH BOY
DEMON ALERT DEMON ALERT
Even Luke knows how powerful the Demon King is
It’s just that he was so small when he last saw him,,,
He’s worried that his Highness will crush you in his evil demonic arms
You have officially won the Coolest Older Sibling award
Despite his hesitation with demons, he looks up to you, and if you think it’s okay to hang out with the Demon King, maybe it isn’t so bad after all
Him and the Demon King play Fortnite together, much to Levi’s dismay
“Levi what do you mean its a normie game, the Demon King seems to like it”
Oh god imagine the fortnite dance emotes
“RAD Vogue: Little French Boy and Giant Eldritch Abomination of Hell Do Turk’s Dance in Front of the House of Lamentation”
