#swd obey me
The Beel perfume came in and it smells amazing. I thought for sure it’d smell like shit bc it’s like a novelty thing but I’m pleasantly surprised. I put the listing description below so you can read how it’s described.
Top notes: Orange, Clove, Cinnamon
Middle notes: Rosemary, Cumin, Cedarwood, Muguet
Last notes: Patchouly, Vanilla, Vetiver, Amber
Obey Me!
Beelzebub
Fragrance
A carefree fragrance that blows through innocence
A casual ambery note that springs to life
From the top note of juicy orange layered with the stimulation of clove, through the middle note of astringent rosemary, to the warm last note of amber.
The powerful scent is a sturdy tone brought about by spices and woody.
However, the strong atmosphere is overlaid with a sense of transparency, and there is a hint of innocence in the air, reminiscent of eyes with innocent wishes.
This fragrance is dedicated to the big-hearted, hungry sixth man, and evokes a sense of familiarity and purity.
I just ordered the Beel Obey Me perfume off eBay once it comes I’ll do a review
Mc:*dead*
The brothers:*sobbing*
Belphie: interesting reaction
Mc secretly meeting Belphie
Mc: ✨I know something you don’t I know something you will never know✨
Mammon:*Stealing*
Lucifer: It’s not the vibe, STOP
It’s foul that the Obey Me perfume is over $100 on eBay
Thirteen watching a sheep romance everyone
Thirteen: *The woman was too stunned to speak*
Hey guys you’ve most likely seen the clip of Obey Me! as an anime where Mc is a cute little sheep and where the Va’s are holding sheep plushies so let me put you into something if you want to get a similar sheep toy now
I just got the pink one a few days ago and it’s super cute and soft it also has wings. It cost $37 but with shipping it cost me around $46.22.
They only ship to/within the US
Asmo: You’re so cheap Mammon
Mammon: I am not! I’ll have you know I gave Mc a pearl necklace yesterday
Asmo: the ones that wash off don’t count
Asmo: Always the secretary never the wife
Mammon: isn’t the saying always a bridesmaid never a bride?
Asmo: Do I look like either of those to you? Also the shows about Rafael and his secretary
Mc: you can pack your things and leave. There’s the door
Mammon: there’s the door bitch!
Luke greeting the Demon bros
Luke: Good morning everyone God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem
I bet Diavolo would love Bill Nye the Science Guy
Asmo: *sends dick pic*
Mc:
Asmo: It’s not even small Mc. I’m sorry it’s not as big as those XXL dildos you have you monster fucker
Mc: Hey Solomon name 3 things you use every day!
Solomon: okay… my toothbrush, my hairbrush, and the kitchen
Mc: notice how you didn’t say your magic
Solomon:
If Diavolo hates pickles then does that mean he hates Pickle Rick?
i shall be mr seek
or: it’s not as easy at it looks, to live in a detective novel.
as gregor samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into a gigantic beetle. entering my body horror era and ooh, it feels good. once again, i owe much to @house-of-laminations for inspiring me with their wonderfulness - i thoroughly recommend their blog if you’re interested! gn!reader, is this angst? it’s definitely horror, one mention of mc eating spiders if that’s a dealbreaker for you. when i say body horror, i really do mean it - there’s blood, scratching, losing control of your own body, all of that stuff. please stop reading at any point if you become too uncomfortable or upset. reader discretion is advised. it was no dream. satan wandering in the uncanny valley for 2000 words or less.
there’s something very wrong with you, and it’s starting to freak satan out a bit.
it had only been little things at first. you’d look a bit dizzy after coming home from RAD, mumbling some half-baked nonsense about your PE teacher being particularly harsh lately. you’d laugh quietly at his muttered jabs about lucifer’s stupid haircut, even though he’s not sure you’ve studied enough infernal to know exactly what he’d said. you’d started to prefer eating devildom food to human food, going so far as to choose red spider sandwiches for lunch instead of your usual pasta, and even though demonus shouldn’t affect humans, you’d definitely looked a bit wobbly when you and asmo came back from that perfume launch party the other day.