#obey me imagines

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meenah-chan:

Quiz

MC: Barbatos, are you free? I have a favor to ask.

Barbatos: Yes. Feel free to ask of me anything any time. I’ll always have a time for you. So, what is it you want me to do?

MC: Will you help me answer this? *shows their D.D.D*

MC: Solomon told me he’ll give me a prize if I aced this. He said I can’t search nor ask anyone except you.

Barbatos:*stare with utter disgust* …Ahh, I almost forgot. I have something to do first. I’ll be back later. *leaves*

MC: Ahh, Barbatos— wait!

MC:

MC:*calls Solomon*…Solomon, you idiot. You said he’ll notice me if I ask this but he left me instead.

Solomon: Hahahaha! You really did it— ahh, MC. It seems like I need to run right now. I’ll call you back late—ACK! *call ended*

rat/mouse quiz

Draw myself with my fav chara

Mammon: So I got this amazing plan!

Leviathan: We fail almost every time you say that.

MC: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

Mammon: The time to act is now.

Mammon: Wink, wink.

MC: Don’t say “wink wink”. Just wink.

Mammon: Oh, sorry.

Mammon:Wink.

[Leviathan and MC are doing something absurdly dangerous]

Leviathan: I think Mammon did something like this once. If I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time.

MC, deadpan: Well that’s encouraging.

MC, pointing: May I sit there?

Lucifer: That’s my lap

MC: That doesn’t answer my question, Lucifer.

Lucifer: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Diavolo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Lucifer: What is wrong with you?!

MC: Wow, you could at least start with a ‘good morning’.

Lucifer: Good morning. Now, what is wrong with you?!

MC: Can you turn on the light?

Asmodeus: I don’t have to, you’re the only light I need in my life.

MC: That’s sweet Asmo, but I literally just ran into a wall

Too Close- [9] apology or confession?

If Satan wanted to back out, it was too late now. Lucifer was also adamant that Beel should keep an eye on Satan.

On the walk to your class, Satan was tense. How would you react to this apology? Would you also slap him? Would Thirteen be there?

“Do you want me to stay at the door?” Beel asked when your classroom’s door was in sight. “It’s alright, I can handle it on my own,” Satan mumbled. Beel only nodded.

When they got to the door, Beel put a hand on Satan’s shoulder, squeezed it reassuringly, then left.

Satan was about to walk in, until someone stopped him from behind. “What are you doing here?” Thirteen scoffed, Satan wasn’t surprised by her presence. After your fight with Satan, Thirteen took the opportunity to get close to you.

“Am I not allow to be here?” Satan retorted, only when he turned around, he saw the bouquet of your favorite flowers and a little gift bag. He felt a sense of dread building up.

Was she going to confess? It’s only been 3 weeks, why so soon?

“Y/N~” Thirteen sang out, walking past Satan and going in the classroom.

You were on your phone, waiting for the teacher, when you heard someone calling your name.

You looked up, “Thirteen! And Satan…?” You questioned the last part.

“Y/N, can we ta-” Satan was cut off by Thirteen, who pushed him out the way. “Y/N! I have something to tell you!” Thirteen exclaimed, which caught the attention of your class.

You briefly looked at Satan, “What is it?” You smiled.

Suddenly, Thirteen got all shy. “W-Well, you’re a really sweet person! I love being with you. I- What I’m trying to say that I love you! Will you go out with me?” Thirteen gushed out, putting the bouquet of flowers in you face. Gasps soon filling the room.

Your face exploded in red, you didn’t know what to say. “Y-Yes, I’ll go out with you!” You said bashfully. You looked at the spot where Satan was standing, only to see no one there. You eyes quickly averted to Thirteen, who was hugging you.

Satan quickly left the room when he heard you accepting Thirteen’s confession. Tears starting to form.

Why was he sad? He was at fault, he started a stupid argument that broke you guys up. He should have seen it coming, you don’t even belong to him.

But… Why did it hurt so much?

Masterlist

Notes: yes, Dia and Luci now match pfps

A/N: woah

Taglist:@dee-zbignuts@ice-icebaby@lysa1201@leviachxn@macherise@lloydlovebot@obeymycok@katsuissus

Asmodeus: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Satan: Jokes on them. I’ll ruin their fucking life.

Too Close - [8] woah

Satan heard someone sitting in front of him. Not wanting to socialize, he kept reading his book.

“Hey! Don’t ignore me,” They started to sulked. Satan looked up, annoyed at the person, but flinched seeing how close they were. The person grinned at him, happy that they got his attention.

“What kind of book are you reading?” They asked.

“It’s a romance book,” Satan responded.

“Hm, you look familiar,” They thought out loud. “Oh! You’re part of the infamous seven brothers, Satan right?” They beamed, excited that they remembered.

“Ah, yes. I’m surprise you even know me, people mostly focus my three older brothers..” Satan mumbled.

“That’s because I admire you!” This left Satan confused, nobody admired him. “I see how knowledgeable you are, I even know how you take care of those stray cats,” They whispered the last part.

Satan started to blush, stuttering out excuses. He just decided to change the topic, “What’s your name?”

“My name is Y/N!”

“Are sitting alone? Mind if I sit with you?”

It was lunch time and Satan was sitting alone. People were scared to talk to him and all his others were busy.

So it was a big surprise to people when Y/N wanted to sit with him of all people.

“A-Ah, sure. I don’t mind…” Satan stuttered out.

“Great! I baked some cookies for you.” Y/N smiled.

“For me?! Why?” Satan was blushing, no one gave him gifts before.

“To celebrate out friendship!” Y/N proclaimed.

“We’re… friends?” Satan mumbled.

“Of course, silly! I wouldn’t be sitting with you if we weren’t friends.” Y/N chuckled.

It’s not that Satan didn’t want to make friends, It’s just that people were scared of him. People would stray away from him because of his anger issues. Friendships never lasted long with him.

So when Y/N made it their mission to be by his side, Satan swore not to mess this up.

“You can’t do anything right!” Satan lashed out.

“I’m trying-” Y/N tried to explain, but got cutoff by Satan.

“You’re not trying hard enough! God, you’re so annoying to work with,” Satan rubbed his temples, Y/N felt tears starting to form.

“Well, if you can just shut up and let me try to focus, maybe I can!” Y/N patience was wearing thin.

When Y/N let out that sentence, they felt a stinging sensation on the side of their cheek. It took a few seconds to register that Satan slapped them.

“You’re telling me to shut up? You can’t even do this stupid assignment right! God, sometimes I wish I never met you!” Satan cried out.

Masterlist

Filler chapter I guess?? I don’t know

Taglist:@dee-zbignuts@ice-icebaby@lysa1201@leviachxn@macherise@lloydlovebot@obeymycok@katsuissus

Leviathan: I wish we could block people in real life.

MC: Restraining order.

Satan:Murder.

Beelzebub: Belphie sometimes talks in his sleep. It’s quite adorable.

Belphegor, asleep: Fight me, you ass. Square up. I think the fuck not-

Asmodeus: Words ending in ‘ie’ just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

MC: Eyy, homie!

Leviathan: But then there’s cootie…

Satan: Die.

MC: I can’t believe you would actually throw me!

Belphegor: I was careful to make sure you didn’t break anything.

MC: Are we talking about my bones or the stacks of boxes you threw me at?!

Mammon: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I’m gonna ace this test!

MC: Ok, Mammon, I’ll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Mammon:1917.

MC: …You’re ready.

Belphegor: I forget but I do NOT forgive.

Belphegor: I’m wandering around hating people and can’t remember why.

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