#og michael myers

laurie when she thinks she’s actually gonna kill michael after 40+ years of beefing and him never actually dying:

i love the thought of playing uno with michael because i know he’s aggressive. if you hit him with that +2 or +4 you’re getting your shit rocked. no questions. no hesitation

idk what it is but basic masks that have no features but they’re like plain human faces are hot and I’m not sure why. like them things are sexy

michael choking the life out of me after I beat him in monopoly

michael meyers every halloween:

Michael: I’m not sorry if I come off as insane. I hope I do.