#slasher memes

Saw the new TCM and oh boy….

I genuinely need to know what I be doing to make y’all follow me I be posting low quality shit

Me after a long day of thirsting after slashers:

When he’s a murderer with issues:

Friends:“Slashers aren’t even real, why are you so obsessed. Not to mention they kill people.”

Me:

When he’s dangerous and wears a mask:

Brahms Heelshire or something, I dunno I’ve never watched that movie.

When someone tells me that the slashers wouldn’t fall in love with with me and would just kill me the second they saw me:

Me:

Watching the slashers chase, maim and kill people:

Me:

Me, ignoring the fact that the slashers wouldn’t love me and would just kill me:

me: I love thomas so much! i just wanna give him a big hug

random idiot: he’d literally kill you, he’s a murderer

me:

brahms standing in the kitchen waiting for me to make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich:

laurie when she thinks she’s actually gonna kill michael after 40+ years of beefing and him never actually dying:

me when brahms breaks through the mirror and comes out the wall:

michael choking the life out of me after I beat him in monopoly

Billy and Brahms:

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request by: @starry-sprinkles

“It is not hands that summon us. It is desire.”

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I watched the Evil Dead trilogy and I just made this meme.

Freddy vs Jason in a nut shell

Happy Father’s Day to my projected daddy issues-

Daddy Myers✨