We all adore tender and gentle Crowley and Aziraphale, yes, but these are two bitches who are both IMMORTAL and PETTY and they have absolutely have jokes that reach back centuries.
Crowley went to six (6) medical lectures in Bologna in 1261 and now takes the opportunity to lord it over Aziraphale at every opportunity. Aziraphale teases him by asking about his humours are today, and after one too many times of Aziraphale addressing him as Doctor Crowley he fucking applies to medical school. He sits exams. He does rounds. All so that the next time Aziraphale looks at him smugly over his wine glass and makes a jab at his medical expertise Crowley can take out the degree certificate which he has kept in the back pocket of his jeans for the last three years and slide it across the table.
Aziraphale gets a doctorate in art history. His thesis is on theories about the composition of the Mona Lisa.
Crowley does a Masters in Librarian Studies to really hit Aziraphale where it hurts.
Aziraphale studies city planning and civil engineering.
Crowley goes to Japan for a few years and becomes a wakiita.
Aziraphale gets a driving license.
Oh, now it’s fucking ON.
Crowley gets a job at the British Library.
Aziraphale goes on a stunt driving course. He hates every second of it and cries after most lessons, but he gets the fucking certificate and frames it and hangs it where he knows Crowley will be able to see it.
It doesn’t go quite according to plan. Crowley will be bitching about the British Library’s accession standards and he’ll notice that Aziraphale is burning a hole through his face with the pride and delight in his eyes. Or he’ll be plotting another spike in London road rage incidents and Aziraphale will say, “No, if you really want to put a pinch on traffic flow, you need to consider diverting HERE,” and Crowley stares at him with heart-stopping adoration.
And when he’s at his Graduation ceremony, receiving his Masters in Book Conservation, let’s see the angel talk about my driving now, haha, this one will really fuck with him, Crowley looks up and THE BLOODY ANGEL IS THERE IN THE AUDIENCE, how did the bastard even find out about this?
Welcome to the hellscape which @tartan-thermos and I cannot escape.
If there’s one good thing you can say about me, it is that I am willing to spiral incoherently at a moment’s notice.
Honestly, though. The first time Aziraphale looks up from his desk to see Anthony ‘I don’t read’ Crowley waggling a copy of Two Treatises at him and going, “Oi, angel, need a new endband here; spine’s gone all floppy,” he is obliged to close the shop IMMEDIATELY, and nobody sees either of them for about a week and a half.
alright all I know is that this show better stick to its timeframe. I don’t want any of this modern day slang or technology— give me Grover playing ‘so yesterday’ and Thalia talking about Green Day- it is 2005 in the year of our lord thank you
Ok so we all love a hyperfixation but does anyone else ever avoid certain things because you feel like you don’t have the time to be fixated on that, or that you aren’t in the right headspace for this to become your latest obsession
So I went to Dragon*Con a few weeks ago and found a great Snape and Ten cosplaying near each other. It was in the busy section of the vendor fair so I just asked for a picture of them together and ten just said “on a scale of 1-11 how close do you want us?” so I said “uh…12” AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY CREATED FAN FICTION
Oh hey those are my friends!!
The Doctor is - https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Other-Doctor/494287044000797
and Snape is - https://www.facebook.com/1spinnersend
The Doctor works at a store called Whimsic Alley (with me :D) and we travel around the country selling at conventions!! COME SAY HI AT NYCC!!
One of the sexiest videos I’ve ever seen. Mark’s ability to just pour himself into whatever song he’s singing is something I just flat out love about him.
i do love the idea of john and sherlock memeing on their old misunderstandings ages later when they’re really settled into their relationship. like sherlock will just walk into the room like “hey mate” and john tackles him to the sofa and tickles him and kisses his neck in revenge. or john taking sherlock on a date and going “so…you have a boyfriend?” or sherlock will be like “hey john so im texting our client back but just fyi it does NOT mean im in love with her” and john is like HSJFKFKFKFK I SWEAR
