#online dating

A formal dick pic rejection letter for this fella ‍♀️

Fuckboy: Hey baby, lemme see those boobs

Me:

When someone’s online dating profile is just “get to know me and find out” it’s like bitch that’s what I’m trying to do, I’m tryna see if you’re even worth me getting to know!

I can’t even decipher this one

I’d much rather just Netflix and chill with my snacks, right here at home ‍♀️

Regarding the “Fuck Trump” line in my bio…..

Walter clearly doesn’t appreciate the almighty spider crab

I mean, I am both fat and a bitch so you’re not wrong ‍♀️