#or at least
when you go in for the kiss and get slapped instead
raise your hand if you reread gaudy night during major life changes
*both hands in the air*dorothy l. sayersgaudy nightlord peter wimseyharriet vane‘i never know what i do feel’'i don’t think that matters provided one doesn’t try to persuade one’s self into appropriate feelings’'and between one desire and another how is one to know which things are really of overmastering importance?’'we can only know that when they have overmastered us’helen de vinelaying down home truths(via@talkingpiffle)
Oh, God.
Hey, all you people that love the “Hermit family/Hermits as parents/Hermits adopt a character” trope?
I will point you to the one time that roughly ten Hermits tried to adopt a single baby zombie.
It didn’t go well.
Fanfic writers: if you need to get Aziraphale from his bookshop to Crowley’s flat in about 8 to 10 minutes, this is an option. I’m sure it wouldn’t dare rip him off. Loud music is played at all times, so you can use that: leopard prints, feathers, fairy lights, etc., vary wildly. They are veryannoying and mildly dangerous, so I wouldn’t put it past Crowley to summon one, either, for a suitable occasion.
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.all of the above
All
Lack of intelligence and lack of skills I don’t think I have any that can translate into the working world.