#original new york minute

Tony: Steve, can we deal with this later? Because I’m working on a very big deadline right now. I’m busy.

Steve: You’re dizzy? You should lie down.

Random guy: [on the phone, about a computer chip] You took my chip.

Ally: [to Dinah] Dinah, did you eat this man’s chips?

Dinah: No.

Ally: You sure?

Dinah: I didn’t eat his chips!

[to the phone]

Ally: She didn’t eat your chips.