#padme amidala
Obi-Wan: What do you wanna tell Padmé right now?
Anakin, shirtless for some reason: Sup baby, take me out to dinner ;)
Obi-Wan:AYO-
Ahsoka: So, you want to take Jar Jar and not me?!
Anakin: I don’t care if he dies.
Anakin: I’ve made a breakthrough.
Obi-Wan: Really?! What is it??
Anakin: I hate myself :)
Anakin: If you wanna fly, I’m not gonna hold your feet to the ground.
Padmé:Aw.
Anakin: I’m wanna be the one who pushes you off the cliff.
Anakin: This may shock you, but I don’t have many friends.
Obi-Wan:
Anakin: Express some shock, Obi-Wan!
Ahsoka: Obi-Wan, you might be single and childless, but you’re totally a dorky dad.
Obi-Wan: I don’t think I like your tone, young lady.
Ahsoka:
Anakin: Obi-Wan, I started seeing someone.
Obi-Wan: As in dating or hallucinations?
Anakin:
Anakin: That’s.. a really good point.
Obi-Wan: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Anakin: I was being bad cop!
Obi-Wan: You were being bad at everything!!
*Anakin driving for the first time*
Obi-Wan: This navigation system is all messed up. It thinks we’re in a park. 
Obi-Wan: OH MY GOD, IT IS A PARK! AWAY FROM THE KIDS! AIM FOR THE LAKE!
Anakin: I can’t believe I’m talking to a therapist. Well, actually, I’m not the touchy-feely, talk-about-your-emotions type.
Anakin: But with this, I just had to be big enough to admit that I need help. Huh, I guess this is what growing up feels like.
The therapist: This is court-mandated therapy.
The therapist: You assaulted a man.
Anakin: *does the dumbest/most random stuff ever*
Obi-Wan: Some people ask “why?” Anakin asks “why not?”
Anakin: Mark the day, Ahsoka, May the 4th, 10:32 pm.
Ahsoka: Oh, honey. We’re well into October…
Anakin:Really?!
(Imagine if Padmé and Anakin broke up)
Ahsoka: Hey, Obi-Wan, do you think it’s weird that Padmé is still friends with Anakin? 
Obi-Wan: I think it’s weird that we’re all still friends with Anakin.
Anakin: Obi-Wan, don’t you think it’s a bit narcissistic not to allow for something bigger than us out there? Something whose beauty and power and majesty humbles us? *looks up at the sky*
Obi-Wan:God?
Anakin:Werewolves.
Padmé: Shake it.
Anakin: *starts dancing*
Padmé: The container, Anakin!
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: Okay, everyone, I have some news.
Anakin: That Mace Windu is a Korean toilet ghost? Boring. We already knew that.
Obi-Wan: Mace Windu is dead.
Anakin: Say what now?
