#star wars episode iii revenge of the sith
Darth Vader: My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met
Obi-Wan: Two times zero is still zero, Anakin
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you
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“It is the dark that seeds cruelty into justice, that drips contempt into compassion, that poisons love with grains of doubt… Eventually, even stars burn out.” ~ “Star Wars, Episode III. Revenge of the Sith.” Revenge of the Sith, by Matthew Stover and George Lucas, Del Rey Books, 2005, p. 147.
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This was actually from a while ago, but this time in a GIF format!
Anakin: I have a crush.
Obi-Wan: It’s always a crush, never a therapist.
Windu: ‘Anakin is cute’ ‘Anakin is an amazing Jedi’ blah blah
Windu: Anakin is a whore and that’s it.
Windu: Going out tonight, who’s in?
Padmé: Sorry, I’m, uh… I don’t know, washing my hair.
Obi-Wan: Running the water.
Ahsoka: Holding the towel.
Anakin: And I’ll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair-washing party *voice wavers*
Obi-Wan: I dropped 35lbs in like 3 months just from not drinking beer.
Anakin: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Obi-Wan: Not really!
Obi-Wan: I just replaced it with vodka :)
(After Anakin joins the Force ghosts)
Obi-Wan: The last time we were together, you killed me!
Anakin: Well, the last time we were together, you stabbed me!
(Anakin fucking around)
Obi-Wan: See what I have to deal with? 10 years of this shit.
(Anakin trying to set up Obi-Wan with a girl)
The girl: I love Ewoks!
Anakin: Really? Obi-Wan here is an expert on Ewoks, he stayed on their planet for a year to study them!
The girl: (to Obi-Wan) You are? That is so cool! What is your favourite thing about Ewoks?
Obi-Wan: Their meat… is delicious.
Anakin: Our mail carrier hates me ever since I asked her when the baby was due.
Padmé: Oof, she wasn’t pregnant?
Obi-Wan: No, he was not.
Obi-Wan: God, I’m such a jerk.
Anakin:Yeah.
Anakin: Wait, why?
Windu, about to approach Anakin: I don’t know what to say.
Obi-Wan: Just be yourself, say something nice!
Windu: Which one, I can’t do both.
Ahsoka: I kinda wanna go to the gym. So I can get super strong and punch Anakin in the face!
Padmé: Yes! We should all do it!
Obi-Wan: Yeah! Let’s all punch Anakin in the face!!
