#star wars episode i the phantom menace
Technically it’s not in the Superhero genre, but Star Wars has been a part of my life since I was a toddler (original trilogy era). So, as it’s May the 4th, I have to post something. I’ll keep it 90s though. In 1999, when I saw Darth Maul in the trailer for Star Wars: Episode I - the Phantom Menace, I flipped. “It’s a double-edged lightsaber!”
Felt like watching Phantom Menace on a whim, and I was compelled to draw Amidala in her iconic costume
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Happy Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you!
Anakin: I have a crush.
Obi-Wan: It’s always a crush, never a therapist.
Windu: ‘Anakin is cute’ ‘Anakin is an amazing Jedi’ blah blah
Windu: Anakin is a whore and that’s it.
Windu: Going out tonight, who’s in?
Padmé: Sorry, I’m, uh… I don’t know, washing my hair.
Obi-Wan: Running the water.
Ahsoka: Holding the towel.
Anakin: And I’ll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair-washing party *voice wavers*
Obi-Wan: I dropped 35lbs in like 3 months just from not drinking beer.
Anakin: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Obi-Wan: Not really!
Obi-Wan: I just replaced it with vodka :)
(After Anakin joins the Force ghosts)
Obi-Wan: The last time we were together, you killed me!
Anakin: Well, the last time we were together, you stabbed me!
(Anakin fucking around)
Obi-Wan: See what I have to deal with? 10 years of this shit.
(Anakin trying to set up Obi-Wan with a girl)
The girl: I love Ewoks!
Anakin: Really? Obi-Wan here is an expert on Ewoks, he stayed on their planet for a year to study them!
The girl: (to Obi-Wan) You are? That is so cool! What is your favourite thing about Ewoks?
Obi-Wan: Their meat… is delicious.
Anakin: Our mail carrier hates me ever since I asked her when the baby was due.
Padmé: Oof, she wasn’t pregnant?
Obi-Wan: No, he was not.
Obi-Wan: God, I’m such a jerk.
Anakin:Yeah.
Anakin: Wait, why?
Windu, about to approach Anakin: I don’t know what to say.
Obi-Wan: Just be yourself, say something nice!
Windu: Which one, I can’t do both.
Ahsoka: I kinda wanna go to the gym. So I can get super strong and punch Anakin in the face!
Padmé: Yes! We should all do it!
Obi-Wan: Yeah! Let’s all punch Anakin in the face!!
Obi-Wan: *has his hand on Padmé’s stomach to feel the baby kick*
(A couple of minutes later)
Anakin:It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
Windu: Top 10 things Anakin said on his wedding night.
Obi-Wan: Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!
Ashoka: Top 10 things Padmé said on her wedding night!
Padmé:*laughs*
Anakin: Stop laughing at it, Padmé!
Ahsoka, Windu and Obi-Wan: TOP 10 THINGS ANAKIN SAID ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT!!
Obi-Wan: Believe it or not, I’m bi
Anakin:Biyoself
Anakin: YOU SET THIS UP! YOU SET THIS WHOLE THING UP!
Palpatine: I most certainly did- *walks away*
Padmé: Wow, look at your eyes.
Anakin: I-I can’t.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, condolence high-fives are never gonna be a thing.
Anakin: They most definitely are a thing!!
(Later that day)
Anakin:I can’t believe I don’t have the rank of master after all this time!
Obi-Wan: My condolences. *raises his hand for a high-five*
Anakin:
Anakin: Would you stab me for 10 million credits?
Obi-Wan: I would stab you for free.
