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“mm, papers”
Red is a smart color for you.
VILE OPERATIVES HALLOWEEN
Costumes:
- Gray/Crackle- Phantom of the Opera
- Sheena/Tigress- Slutty mouse
- Jean / Le Chevre- Oven
- Antonio/El Topo- Baker
- Mime Bomb- a lemon dressed as a mime
- Dark! Carmen- Queen of Hearts
- Paper Star- Michael Myers but neon
- Neal the Eel- Court Jester with a LOT of tiny bells
- “I’m a mouse, duh” (is wearing a mouse headband with a random dress)
- Gray treats halloween as a formal event
- Sheena’s just there for the booze, naturally, secretly loves halloween
- Theres footage of Mime bomb putting makeup on his lemon suit
- Paper star acts like she isn’t wearing a costume
- Everyone is SICK of Neal jingling every time he breathes
- Jean pulling out tacos out of his costume even though he’s an oven
- Antonio constantly smacking someone with a wooden spoon
- Tigress and Paper Star having a “what the hell are you wearing?” moment with each other
- Dark!Carmen asking Paper Star to help her with the cards and Paper Star being intimidated
- Dark! Carmen being super dramatic
- Gray having a dramatic entrance which mime bomb and neal the eel helped with
- Gray stepping into the room with fog drama effect being immediately thrown out with neal’s bells jingling as he carries the fog machine
- Sheena ending the night very drunk and everyone groaning at her 14th round of karaoke
- Emergency heist where they dispatch them and theyre all wearing their costumes haphazardly
- Le Chevre managing to be stealthy as a boxy pastel green oven
- Paper Star jumpscaring everyone, every moment
- Mime Bomb not even attempting stealth, being a 4 feet wide 6 foot tall foam neon yellow lemon with mime makeup on
- NEAL JINGLING AGAIN AND AGAIN
- Tigress slowly clawing out neal’s bells
- Crackle bringing his fog machine
- Dark!Carmen being her usual sexy mysterious gala esque self.
- El topo with an apron and huge drills and a wooden spoon smacking security
- Neal the eel ending up being the most useful
- Crackle singing “the phantom of the opera” as a distraction
you know how le chevre and paperstar have phones?
VILE operatives started complaining that black sheep had a phone for a year and still went undetected so bellum made a literal phone company for the sole purpose of everyone not getting pissed. the only catch is that they assign operatives to market the phones and somewhere in the world is a commercial of paperstar creepily voicing over the sleekest phone ever. a poster of crackle holding up the phone as if it was his pride and joy
Paper star(looking up and down at the operatives’ stealth suits): wooooww, and they say I’M psychotic, at least I’m not BLAND.
What VILE Operatives probably have for breakfast:
Crackle- avocado toast (more of a brunch guy)
Le Chevre - poached eggs and a toasted bagel
El Topo- blueberry waffles
Tigress- yogurt and granola
Dark! Carmen- black coffee and an apple
Mime Bomb- lucky charms
Paper Star- dinosaur nuggets and brown rice tea
Neal The Eel- egg mayo sandwich
Dash Haber- chia and granola pudding or anything with asparagus/ spinach
The Troll- monster energy drink
