What way I personallythink certain Carmen Sandiego characters ‘’sway’’ and occasionally ill explain myself as to why:

Coach Brunt: She’s a, Raging, Cajun, Queer woman. You know, like that country song, yee yee. She can definitely operate heavy-duty farm equipment and works out in strictly matching sweatsuits, no straight explanation for that sorry. But I can’t nail anything down specifically, but she is fruity.

Shadowsan: Okay so I’m saying straight under the guide that he physically doesn’t have TIME FOR IT. He FINALLY got some time off after 60+ years?

Chief: exists somewhere out there. And has a cat. *raises brows with suspicion*

Julia: Pansexual because she’s naturally a very analytical and sensing person who likes to find out every piece of information she can before making a properly informed decision and I just feel like she’d need to see the person for who they are, completely, warts and all before she can or wants to FULLY go for it. Such being not a long process because she’s so observant. Also, she can get flustered easily by ANYONE with an ounce of charm. Bless xx.

Le Chev: El topo

Paper Star: Jennifer’s Body. And no, I WONT explain.

Chase: Messy Bisexual or at the very least, 10000% queer in some way. If anyone came up to him, no matter their orientation/presenting and said ‘I think you’re handsome’ or even, ‘Hey, you did a really good job today, I’m proud.’ He’d bat his eyes, press his pointer fingers together while twisting his foot with blushed cheeks going: ‘hehe, reallyyyy???!!! ☞ ☜(◕‿◕✿)’ and you can’t say I’m wrong.

Neal: Has a New Zealander accent and that’s all that matters.

Gray: He an Australian tradie and therefore, by law, he is contractually obligated to be straight. And I know this because I’m Australian.

Mimebomb: Hasn’t told me anything because he doesn’t speak so I don’t know, sorry.

Carmen: Aro/Ace/Bixesual: Either or all. No matter what, she’s miles behind on all that considering her upbringing and her entire focus is really all about self-discovery and assurance, which is what I think is most important to her and would be a long while before she delves into that sort of thing. But she’s also a massive flirt so ;) who did she learn that from, I need answers.

Dash: Gay, but wants to be and be with Cleo simultaneously.

Sheena: An Aggressive Lesbian, as in, she’d throw you against a wall then bite her lip saying: ‘DAM baby that was kinda of hot how you nearly died by my hand and all’. And she uses a lot of puns and word play which is kinda…. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm….. If you get me.

Player: A child. I’ll let him figure all that stuff out for himself.

El topo: Le Chev

Zack: Too busy filling water balloons and playing real-life hot wheels. I’m kidding, but seriously. He is 100% a party animal with all that new ACME money so who knows tbh. I sure as hell don’t. Tony Stark without the crippling ego

Ivy: Lesbian.

Zari: Lesbian.

Bellum: They/Them Aro/Ace and is an Ipad kid. At the very least would worship someone like Cleo because they fascinate them completely.

Cleo: Demands subservience.

The Carmen-Sheena Relationship we deserved could’ve had

The Lucky Cat Caper:

[Carmen Rolls window down during high speed chase]

“Hey there, seen any stamps lately pretty kitty?”

“Can you PLEASE return my hairclips?”

• They have prank wars and Carmen makes the effort to literally steal and send her stuff back to VILE
• Sheena sent her a framed photo of herself
• Carmen sends VILE headquarters a video of her crying over a “Sheena shrine”
• Them wearing something from each other every time they meet
• Carmen sends her Hello Kitty themed accessories
• Sheena shows up in the next capers in them
• Sheena sends Carmen anything red
• she sent her a fire extinguisher, a pencil topper, and a way too small kid bracelet
• Carmen put the pencil topper on her laser
• She put the bracelet around a string and made it a necklace

[Sheena only wearing one claw]

“I TOLD YOU THAT WAS MY LAST PAIR”

“You dropped in in Java, finders keepers”

Basically little sister big sister type of thing

orflirty enemies

“Have you seen El Topo’s new hair?”

“I mean it definitely looks like he does ground work”

•

[Fighting]

“Why does Gray’s hair look like that?”

“Maelstrom gave him hair gel, probably training him to have the same hairline”

Confrontation where Sheena admits to Carmen how great of a thief she truly is and how she’s jealous of it, how wanted to be just as good basically the himalayan rescue caper but jealousy

VILE OPERATIVES HALLOWEEN

Costumes:

• Gray/Crackle- Phantom of the Opera
• Sheena/Tigress- Slutty mouse
• Jean / Le Chevre- Oven
• Antonio/El Topo- Baker
• Mime Bomb- a lemon dressed as a mime
• Dark! Carmen- Queen of Hearts
• Paper Star- Michael Myers but neon
• Neal the Eel- Court Jester with a LOT of tiny bells

• “I’m a mouse, duh” (is wearing a mouse headband with a random dress)
• Gray treats halloween as a formal event
• Sheena’s just there for the booze, naturally, secretly loves halloween
• Theres footage of Mime bomb putting makeup on his lemon suit
• Paper star acts like she isn’t wearing a costume
• Everyone is SICK of Neal jingling every time he breathes
• Jean pulling out tacos out of his costume even though he’s an oven
• Antonio constantly smacking someone with a wooden spoon
• Tigress and Paper Star having a “what the hell are you wearing?” moment with each other
• Dark!Carmen asking Paper Star to help her with the cards and Paper Star being intimidated
• Dark! Carmen being super dramatic
• Gray having a dramatic entrance which mime bomb and neal the eel helped with
• Gray stepping into the room with fog drama effect being immediately thrown out with neal’s bells jingling as he carries the fog machine
• Sheena ending the night very drunk and everyone groaning at her 14th round of karaoke
• Emergency heist where they dispatch them and theyre all wearing their costumes haphazardly

• Le Chevre managing to be stealthy as a boxy pastel green oven
• Paper Star jumpscaring everyone, every moment
• Mime Bomb not even attempting stealth, being a 4 feet wide 6 foot tall foam neon yellow lemon with mime makeup on
• NEAL JINGLING AGAIN AND AGAIN
• Tigress slowly clawing out neal’s bells
• Crackle bringing his fog machine
• Dark!Carmen being her usual sexy mysterious gala esque self.
• El topo with an apron and huge drills and a wooden spoon smacking security
• Neal the eel ending up being the most useful
• Crackle singing “the phantom of the opera” as a distraction

What VILE Operatives probably have for breakfast:

Crackle- avocado toast (more of a brunch guy)

Le Chevre - poached eggs and a toasted bagel

El Topo- blueberry waffles

Tigress- yogurt and granola

Dark! Carmen- black coffee and an apple

Mime Bomb- lucky charms

Paper Star- dinosaur nuggets and brown rice tea

Neal The Eel- egg mayo sandwich

Dash Haber- chia and granola pudding or anything with asparagus/ spinach

The Troll- monster energy drink

Gray making a journal filled with not only his memories and opinions, but for everyone in his team if ever the time comes they’ve been wiped clean.

The time Carmen gets wiped, the journal is in scribbles and furious writing. Him being unsure of his writing and if what he puts down is what he wants Carmen to be, or is what he remembers of her.

PEARL IN THE PIG CAPER

VILE plans to steal the Pearl of Puerto, the largest pearl in the world, to be displayed in a museum in San Fernando, Pampanga for the annual Giant Lantern Festival

Coincidentally, Player’s family decides to go back to the Philippines for the holidays.

!CARMEN SANDIEGO IN A FILIPINANA! HELLO

ZACK HIJACKING A TRYCICLE WITH SHADOWSAN BUMPING INSIDE

ZACK AND IVY KARAOKE PT. 2 + PLAYER

TIGRESS AND PAPER STAR BEING SENT AND THEM HIDING IN A PAROL

Tigress: so THIS is where you keep your pearl(s)

THE PEARL SOMEHOW ENDING UP INSIDE A LECHON??

COACH BRUNT INSTRUCTING THEM TO BRING HER BACK UBE JAM

CARMEN TINIKLING FIGHT SCENE

PLAYER WEARING TYPICAL FILO KID GARB

PLAYER ACTUALLY SHOWING CARM AROUND INSTEAD OF THE TYPICAL EDUCATIONAL SCENE OF HIM WITH HIS COMPUTER

PEOPLE TRYING TO TALK TO CARM IN TAGALOG THINKING SHES FILO + PLAYER BARELY UNDERSTANDING

ZACK BLOWING HIS HEAD OFF DRINKING SODA IN A BAG

IVY NEVER LEAVING A SARI SARI STORE

“THEYRE NOT CHEESE BALLS CARM, THEYRE SWEET CORN???”

ZACK AND IVY CARRYING A 15 KILO LECHON WITH THE PEARL INSIDE IT

TEAM RED CONSUMING AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF HALO HALO, BIBINGKA, AND LECHE FLAN

THE EPISODE ENDING WITH VILE BEING SUSPICIOUS OF ANOTHER MEMBER IN CARMENS TEAM AKA PLAYER

TEAM RED WATCHING THE PARADE BY THE END OF THE EPISODE

@cleverclove THE GENIUS BEHIND IT HOPE U CAN COME BACK HERE SOMETIME