I’m no expert by any means. My kid isn’t perfect and I definitely am not, but when it comes to tantrums I have a pretty good system in place.
My husband and I have been told many, many, times that our kids are so well behaved. Or that other people didn’t even know our kids were present at restaurants or doctor’s appointments.
How is that possible? Well, I created a little mantra to help us combat…
Some baby’s love bathtime and some…well let’s just say lava is more appealing.
My eldest acted like he was being tortured by the mear existence of the tub for the first six months of his life and my second child loved the water from the moment he was cleared to take a bath after his umbilical cord stump fell off.
Lord Demon’s Parenting Tips #1: Try not to involve yourself too much in your teen’s social life. They have to learn to stand on their own two feet and suffer in silence like the rest of us.
A Che’ turned 14 on October 16th! Because she is growing up, there are certain things that she wants us to stop doing because she feels like we are treating her like a baby!!! (more…)
she let the baby stay in there the whole night and decided to check in the morning lmao
If her baby has to fight a ghost, that’s between the baby and the ghost
Non-parents in the comments calling this a bad mom? Because they think you wake? A sleeping? Baby? Up?? For something as small as a ghost baby in their room?
No, no, non-child rearing people: If a baby is asleep, you do Everything you can to avoid waking that baby. You brew tea & use the tea leaves to spell “she didn’t nap today; if she wakes up you will wish you were more than dead” so whatever adult ghost is in charge of the baby ghost gets with the program. You threaten that ghost baby via mental intimidation; You whisper-hiss at it from the doorway. You spend the whole night staring at the baby monitor & reciting your most evil revenge plots against ghosts, should they wake your child. Give the ghosts fair warning that if your baby wakes up they will never again know peace by any means necessary: Dig out your Ouija board, tarot cards, strings of Christmas lights a la Stranger Things. But you do not wake that child.
Glow’s amazing medical advisor Dr. Ari Brown, reveals 7 top things parents should know when caring for a sick baby in this Medium article.
Your baby will get sick. It’s just a reality. On average, a child gets 8 viral infections a year, each lasting 7–10 days. That’s 80 days of illness total! And 80+ days and nights of worrying for the poor parents.
Read Dr. Brown’s advice, track your baby’s health on Glow Baby, and worry less!
