thank you so much taliesin for this wonderful gift on this most ace of weeks… you have no idea how much it means that this soft, loving, caring and compassionate man is canonically asexual
i just think that if lisa ann walter guest starred on hacks she could play the locally famous/very italian comedienne at one of the tour stops who immediately picks up on the tension between ava and deborah, calls them both gabbadosts, and then proceeds to deliver a set that is so stellar it makes deborah loudly gulp from where she sits in the audience
I reaaally reaally want to finish this draft of No Illusions by May 1st, and I don’t know what got that date stuck in my head but it’s STUCK so everyone please yell at me to do the thing
OBVIOUSLY THIS DID NOT HAPPEN, but JUNE. Beta round is happening in JUNE.
Between now and December 1st is local leaf burning time! grab some marshmallows and be sure to safely burn your leaves using the handy dandy guide that should have been sent to everyone by the local fire department. if you do not have a guide, you can pick up one for free at any convenience store, gas station, or supermarket, along with any other seasonal guides you might need. You can also find a digital copy on the GreenBriar News website on the guides page.
If your piles are becoming Mischievous or starting to Sink, there’s no real rush as long as safety precautions are taken and burning on Sinking piles is done before the warm winds come. Mischievous piles can even be left alone as long as they are deemed harmless. However, if your piles start to Stack at any time, burn immediatelyandDo. Not. Speak. To. Them.
over on patreon Amy Crook asked for, ‘made of leaves or lives in the leaf pile? either way, watch out’, so have some piles.
You can choose be happy, or you can choose be right. Don’t worry about being right. Let us worry about being right for you! We will tell you what is right, and you will choose to be happy. This is how democracy works.
she let the baby stay in there the whole night and decided to check in the morning lmao
If her baby has to fight a ghost, that’s between the baby and the ghost
Non-parents in the comments calling this a bad mom? Because they think you wake? A sleeping? Baby? Up?? For something as small as a ghost baby in their room?
No, no, non-child rearing people: If a baby is asleep, you do Everything you can to avoid waking that baby. You brew tea & use the tea leaves to spell “she didn’t nap today; if she wakes up you will wish you were more than dead” so whatever adult ghost is in charge of the baby ghost gets with the program. You threaten that ghost baby via mental intimidation; You whisper-hiss at it from the doorway. You spend the whole night staring at the baby monitor & reciting your most evil revenge plots against ghosts, should they wake your child. Give the ghosts fair warning that if your baby wakes up they will never again know peace by any means necessary: Dig out your Ouija board, tarot cards, strings of Christmas lights a la Stranger Things. But you do not wake that child.
