#dance of the phoenix crack
Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 9 | Part 8
Can I get a round of applause for including characters other than Yu Mingye this time? I really tried not to be consumed by his pretty face.
Did you know the act of throwing someone out of the window is called defenestration.
Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 8: Yu Mingye Deserved Better Edition | Part 7
(This post could also be known as:
- Yu Mingye - A Tragedy
- 101 Parenting Tips by Lord Demon
- Someone Please Love Me: A Novel by Yu Mingye
- Yu Mingye’s Application To Be Adopted
- 101 Ways To Disappoint Your Evil Father by Yu Mingye
- Ouch: Yu Mingye’s Autobiography
- We Should Probably Call Child Protection Services )
Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 5 | Part 4
I love how Feng Wu isn’t afraid to stuff her face. My kinda girl.
I find both Lord Demon’s brief hesitation before touching Mingye and Mingye’s what-the-fuck side-eye to be hilarious
Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 4 | Part 3
I love Wang Haoxuan’s eyebrows btw
And I’m not saying Xu Kaicheng is old - but he’s 30 and they tried to pass him off as a teenager
Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 1
Tis just a flesh wound
It’s a plan more cunning than a fox who’s just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University
Totally fine.
This memory will still keep Mingye awake with paralysing embarrassment when he’s 80
At least he knows it begins with an M?
Don’t you dare tell him, First Elder
His life is one big screw up. Poor, poor Mingye.
Lord Demon rated Yu Mingye 1.5 out of 5 stars.
Lord Demon does have a good point though, just saying…
(But do you really need to worry about monsters when your dad is the Lord of Demons?)
Inspiration - odd1sout
It’s not going in his favour thus far
Bi disaster Yu Mingye
Pfft Mingye doesn’t need luck. He’s driven by the desperate need to please his father instead.
Lord Demon’s Sect Leader Tips #1: How to Handle Minions
Lord Demon’s Parenting Tips #2:Don’t get too chummy with your teenager. They won’t thank you for it in later life. You’re there to be their parent, not their buddy.
Lord Demon’s Parenting Tips #1: Try not to involve yourself too much in your teen’s social life. They have to learn to stand on their own two feet and suffer in silence like the rest of us.
Contingency plan.
Moved from old blog to this blog in order to fix a broken link
And in this link Yu Mingye and Xue Yang are enlisted to help preparations of the contingency plan.
Dance of the Phoenix as The Onion Headlines part 2
Well, he is.
Apparently using the Darknight Court’s cultivation methods makes you goth.
Dance of the Phoenix as The Onion Headlines
Such explosive chemistry.
You done fucked up Feng Wu
