Sorry I was gone for a while, I was on holiday, and I came back to almost 300 followers! I’m glad you’re all enjoying my blog. Now that I’m back, submit your piss pictures/videos! c;

I’m so sorry for being inactive for months guys, I forgot the password to the account and only just managed to get back in! Will be active again from now on :)

I’ve been riding the edge of orgasm for about 2 hours. I cant believe how fucking horny piss makes me. I’m so in love with holding it in until I’m whimpering for relief, then only allowing myself a tiny bit of relief in a place that isn’t a toilet. 

My erection is throbbing, tired after 8 hours of holding, minor wetting, holding again, spurting, masturbating, leaking, drinking more, and losing the battle against my bladder. My balcony wall is soaked with blasts of my urine. My legs are damp from when I dashed indoors, my erection flying side to side as I continued my panicked tinkling as I hurried towards a toilet. My bath mat is darker in color, because I couldn’t make it to the toilet and had to shoot my pee onto the floor, and that was the most absorbent thing. 

I’m quivering with desperation, not from a screamingly full bladder, but from being denied an orgasm for 3 hours. I fully intend to keep stimulating myself for at LEAST another hour. When I ejaculate, the force of it will likely knock me out of my chair. I might have to lay on the floor, just to be safe.

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Unexpected Surprise

Things have been a bit lackluster in the sex department at home. It was predictable and just not at all exciting. Yesterday boyfriend left for the gym and I was scrolling Tumblr, getting turned on. A random girl on Facebook messaged me asking for advice on finding a girl for a threesome. As we were talking more, we found out we were both into some of the same things, which was turning me on more. So, I text boyfriend…

“did you cum yet”

“I did, one time around 8am”

“Do you want to cum again?”

“Of course”

“I didn’t know if you had other plans or not”

“Other plans like another pussy?”

“Yes”

“Nope, no other pussies lined up today.”

“Okay meow”

A while later, he gets home from the gym. As I grab the cat to lock him out, I told boyfriend to take his clothes off and lie on the bed. I got between his legs and started sucking his cock, and once his cock was stiff, I turned around and climbed on top of him, put my pussy in his face. I put his cock to the back of my throat and with that little gag a little piss squirted into his mouth. I hear, “did you pee in my mouth?” I mumble with cock in my mouth “mhmm” and he calls me a dirty bitch as I gagged on his cock again to make more piss come out. I can feel his cock getting harder. I gag again, and again, and again, covering his face (and my bed) with more of my piss. This whole time, he never knew what I had planned, and we never previously spoke about him being on the receiving end of this. It was always me getting pissed on, or pissed in. I was so horny by now that I needed his cock inside me, so I asked him which hole he wanted, and he said both looked good. I crawled down his body and put his cock in my ass. At this point, his cock just slides right in, no resistance whatsoever. I am sliding my asshole up and down on his cock and rubbing my clit at the same time, and the first orgasm is rushing over my body in a matter of seconds. The hornier I am, the easier it is to get off. 

I slide off his cock and put my ass in the air, just how he likes it. It’s really the only way he can cum with me. He’s squatting over me and ramming my asshole hard and deep, it feels fucking amazing. I’m tingling from my cunt to the tip of my toes. And apparently I can’t stop pissing the entire time. It just won’t stop! I’m telling him to fuck my asshole like it’s a pussy. He tells me it’s so loose that it feels like a pussy (at one point I try to put my fist inside my asshole also). It’s so wet down there, he slips out of my ass, and into my cunt, but we just keep going. He’s using both of my holes, back and forth, back and forth. He asks which feels better for me. I reply “neither of my holes are worth a damn, which feels better for you?” He said my pussy felt tighter than my asshole, so I tell him to just fuck my pussy. All the while I’m STILL pissing, I even say “I guess I opened the floodgates!” I put two fingers inside my cunt to help keep his cock inside because it’s just a massive, slippery mess, but it also massages the underside of his shaft at the same time! I ask if he’s going to be able to cum because I know he can probably can’t feel much. My pussy is already so loose and then add the extra wet from all the piss, I figured he’d never cum. To my surprise, he says he will cum. So I tell him to fill my dirty pussy with cum, and he does just that a few short moments later.

Unexpected Surprise

Things have been a bit lackluster in the sex department at home. It was predictable and just not at all exciting. Yesterday boyfriend left for the gym and I was scrolling Tumblr, getting turned on. A random girl on Facebook messaged me asking for advice on finding a girl for a threesome. As we were talking more, we found out we were both into some of the same things, which was turning me on more. So, I text boyfriend…

“did you cum yet”

“I did, one time around 8am”

“Do you want to cum again?”

“Of course”

“I didn’t know if you had other plans or not”

“Other plans like another pussy?”

“Yes”

“Nope, no other pussies lined up today.”

“Okay meow”

A while later, he gets home from the gym. As I grab the cat to lock him out, I told boyfriend to take his clothes off and lie on the bed. I got between his legs and started sucking his cock, and once his cock was stiff, I turned around and climbed on top of him, put my pussy in his face. I put his cock to the back of my throat and with that little gag a little piss squirted into his mouth. I hear, “did you pee in my mouth?” I mumble with cock in my mouth “mhmm” and he calls me a dirty bitch as I gagged on his cock again to make more piss come out. I can feel his cock getting harder. I gag again, and again, and again, covering his face (and my bed) with more of my piss. This whole time, he never knew what I had planned, and we never previously spoke about him being on the receiving end of this. It was always me getting pissed on, or pissed in. I was so horny by now that I needed his cock inside me, so I asked him which hole he wanted, and he said both looked good. I crawled down his body and put his cock in my ass. At this point, his cock just slides right in, no resistance whatsoever. I am sliding my asshole up and down on his cock and rubbing my clit at the same time, and the first orgasm is rushing over my body in a matter of seconds. The hornier I am, the easier it is to get off. 

I slide off his cock and put my ass in the air, just how he likes it. It’s really the only way he can cum with me. He’s squatting over me and ramming my asshole hard and deep, it feels fucking amazing. I’m tingling from my cunt to the tip of my toes. And apparently I can’t stop pissing the entire time. It just won’t stop! I’m telling him to fuck my asshole like it’s a pussy. He tells me it’s so loose that it feels like a pussy (at one point I try to put my fist inside my asshole also). It’s so wet down there, he slips out of my ass, and into my cunt, but we just keep going. He’s using both of my holes, back and forth, back and forth. He asks which feels better for me. I reply “neither of my holes are worth a damn, which feels better for you?” He said my pussy felt tighter than my asshole, so I tell him to just fuck my pussy. All the while I’m STILL pissing, I even say “I guess I opened the floodgates!” I put two fingers inside my cunt to help keep his cock inside because it’s just a massive, slippery mess, but it also massages the underside of his shaft at the same time! I ask if he’s going to be able to cum because I know he can probably can’t feel much. My pussy is already so loose and then add the extra wet from all the piss, I figured he’d never cum. To my surprise, he says he will cum. So I tell him to fill my dirty pussy with cum, and he does just that a few short moments later.

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