What’s wrong, babe? Hm. Morning wood? Why don’t I suck you off and then let you empty your bladder on my tits?

The plane is landing, you can’t get out of your seat. Look… I know you have to go. I feel bad, and- I’ve got an empty cup, if you can go in front of all these people.

Like I said. You still have an hour to wait until I let you take a piss. Can’t hold it?? Good.

Oh no, looks like the bathroom is already locked. You can’t hold it? Well we are in the middle of the park you know. Why don’t you go pee in the woods over there? It’s either that or your pants.

Take my thumb off? No, you gotta get my permission before I let you piss!! Tell me how bad you have to go. Describe it.

I love you too but it’d be wrong to surrender my virginity before marriage. If you want to do something intimate you should cuddle with me or give me a kiss or piss on my lap.

It’s opposite day! I’ll stand up and pretend I’ve got a dick and you’ll squat down and pretend you don’t.

I always wondered what it’s like peeing with a dick. Can I hold yours?

Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I know you’re dying to blow me, but- I’m gonna piss on you if you don’t let me go to the restroom soon-

So, what’s your explanation for this shit again? Right, I get that you’re a lonely virgin who’s got a thing for pillowhumping- but for god’s sake- can’t you actually use the bathroom like a normal person instead of pissing in our apartment? You’re putting the pillow in the washer. I’m not touching it.

We don’t have to take a break for you to go to the bathroom. Your pants are off and your dick is already out, go ahead. Just not on my face.

Good idea: going hiking with your friends
Bad idea: drinking two waterbottles beforehand and forgetting forests don’t have bathrooms

I gotta queue up more shit send suggestions

If you can’t get your belt off just unzip your pants and pull out your dick! I don’t feel like having to clean up piss-soaked jeans!

Dude, I piss in the shower all the time, too. Just because we’re showering together doesn’t mean you should keep holding it.

Why’d you stop? ….you need to piss?? Oh, fuck you! If you’re gonna cum in me you might as well piss too! Just hurry the hell up and keep going!

I said no. You aren’t going to ruin this date by going to the bathroom again! Just sit still and watch the damn movie! –yknow what? If you’re gonna make such a scene just take my empty soda cup.

You have to pee? That’s fine, you can just go while I blow you!

Request for needybitchkitty:threesome, twincest, and watersports.

In a small but very nice family lived a father, a mother, and twin boys. The twins were very trust worthy as the parents would go out for a long time. The twins were name mark and john. So the parents would be leaving the boys with food to last months. But every time the parents leave the boys would just do nothing but have their own sexual fun. Constantly having sex or jerking each other off or whatever made them cum. The parents left for 3 weeks thus month and so for 2 weeks and 22 hours. The boys just played with each other and constantly cummed. Every times they did it was like looking at a mirror.

“Hey Mark, mom and dad won’t be home for several more hours heh. Wanna have some fun before they come back?~” John cooed in a sexual tone. Resting on the couch naked and slowly stroking his dick and fondling with his balls. He gave a bright smile to Mark and sat upright.

“Heh you’re always horny and always want fun don’t you. Fine let’s have one more session before they come back.” Mark said to John. Slowly getting on top of John and gently kissing his lips. Mark’s hands slowly traced down John’s arms and twirled his fingers around Johns chest. John was just laying there. Bein the bottom this time although it never really mattered if he was on top or on the bottom either way he enjoyed the pleasure. As the two boys made out, Marks cock was hard like a soft rock and with brute force he shoved his dick into John’s asshole. John winced in pain but mainly pleasure as his very small hole stretched out a little. Already John’s penis was leaking some pre-cum, Mark just pounding against John’s tight asshole made John closer to a climax. Mark kept slapping his crotch into John’s asshole, his balls slapping against John’s ass It wasn’t long until John made a loud moan and cummed all over himself. Mark was not far behind, his cock was throbbing with anticipation and pleasure. The pressure was only building up. Making Mark moan louder and higher until he gave a loud moan and cummed inside John’s ass. The boys were exhausted after that session, they usually were every time but there was no spare time to rest. The mother and father had parked into the driveway!

“Shit! Hurry! Go to the room and pretend were napping!” John panicked, both of their hearts were pounding and racing. Grabbing they clothes and cleaning the mess, the parents turned the knob and the twins Sprint to their room. Putting on their clothes as fast as they could and leaping onto the bed and closing their eyes. Making their best attempt to mimic sleep. The father opened the door and walked to the kitchen. Setting down some bags and walking to the boys room with no suspicion.

“Boys. Wake up. You have a new roommate!” The boys groaned, not in disappointment but in attempts to make it seems like they just woke up. They dragged their feet to th living room. That instant their minds went crazy. Standing in the middle of the living room was a very handsome man with a bulge in his pants and and a bright white smile, enough to put shame in other smiles. The twins were shocked to see such a luscious man in the house.

“Boys this is Alfredo, he is a co-worker of mine and is moving houses so while he transports his things over, he will be sleeping with us until he can go to his new home. So he will stay here and take care of You two and your dad and I will help move things for Alredo ok.” The mother announced like no other. The boys didn’t even get a chance to speak because the parents were out and gone. They stared at Alfredo and he had a huge grin written on his face.

“Listen you two I already know about your sessions and all that. I can tell because you left the door open and you have a bunch of dildos in there, i dont even know how you got it but let’s cut to the chase. You two let me fuck you and we can keep this secret okay?”

That instant Mark and John had already begun to undress. Eager to get started. Alfredo took off his clothes in a single swift motion. He sat on the couch and the boys followed. As if they twins had mind powers. Mark keeled down and begun to lick Alfredos big hairy balls. John was busy licking and sucking Alfredo’s dick. Alfredo gave a moan and smiled

“You boys sure know how to do this stuff.” He complimented the boys as they work their hardest to please Alfredo. After about 4 minutes of sucking and licking. Alfredo grabbed Mark and roughly laid him on his tummy and laid John on Marks back. They were confused for a moment when Alfredo left the room for a moment but came with a dildo. They boys were happy and without hesitation Alfredo pushed his large cock into John’s asshole. John moaned loudly and squealed a little. His asshole stretched as much as it could. His cock popped right into John’s asshole. He then shoved the dildos into Marks asshole and grinned.

“Both of you start moaning to please your master!” Alfredo demanded. Thrusting his cock into and out of John’s asshole. Shoving in and pulling out the didlo from Marks Asshole.

“OH MASTER PLEASE FUCK US! RUIN OUR ASSHOLES PLEASE!!!” The boys say in unison. Moaning as loud as they could feeling their asshole stretch constantly from the didlo and cock. Alfredo was groaning in pleasure. The pressure was building and lust was in the air. As he felt halfways to the climax he changed it up. He pulled out of John’s asshole and replaced it with the didlo and shoved his cock into Marks asshole and resumed his thrusting. At time flew by they all hot closer to cumming. Moaning louder and grunting and sweating. After 4 minutes of non stop fucking. Alfredo pulled out and screamed in pleasure, cumming all over John and Mark. The boys flipped over and cummed into the air. The cum was flying everywhere and landing on bodies.

“Heh, you boys thirsty, cause I got another drink coming up right now.” The twins knew what was going to happen, they kneel and open their mouths wide. Alfredo bite his lips and gave a soft moan and a sigh of relief as piss began to come out of his penis. The urine was flying into the boys mouths and body. Drenching them in warm and musky pee they wanted to join too so they also started to pre. Landing on Alfredo and the boys let their mouth fill with pee before swallowing. The room smelled extremely musky. Cum was splattered and urine was sprayed. Everyone was exhausted. They all laid nest to each other and cuddled.