#petopher
Wed, 30 Aug 2017 12:46:30
Sat, 04 Jun 2022 20:06:32
Peter: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
Chris: Unsup- You are a grown man with three kids!
Peter: AND I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
Chris: Peter? I heard you got killed by your nephew.
Peter: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I’m flawless.
Chris: Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
Peter: Ah, no, see, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.
Just image the chaos of these two having a spin off show!
Chris and Peter hunting agency?
Fighting crime while falling in love?
You ever meet someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?
You think bad about me, but you still think about me