yall i can already see the sleepy bois with pink banners on their heads cheering for techno and dream during dodgeball.

feel like shit i just want them back together

all the pvp and parkour yters during every single game in mcc:

during build mart:

I should be asleep, but instead I finished a draft that’s been in my docs for months :D It’s based on that one time on OSMP when Philza surfed the Void:D

You can find this fic by either

a) Looking up ‘Surfing The Void’ by atryhardauthor on Archive of Our Own

or

b) By clicking >>>here!<<<

There’s flying pigs in the sky!!!

This is their dynamic right

Reading these Tumblr posts really do be making me feel guilty for being a stereotyped viewer of content creators. I respect them as a person, but when another part of me takes over, I can’t control myself. 

I become a whole different person when I get kicked out of control. It’s like my mind goes empty. I don’t even know when I’m in control or not anymore. I don’t know what’s going on with me. I know no one here is a qualified therapist, but I want to vent. 

I respect these YouTubers that others simp or dox. 

I respect Jschlatt.

I respect Ph1lza

I respect Dream

I respect Tommy. 

I respect everybody when I can.

And it’s hard to stay myself, but I’m trying. 

Just remember that these idolized content creators are people too. Don’t shame them.

Don’t shame them. Don’t dox people. Keep your sexualized art to yourself. Just because the Dream Team doesn’t mind does NOT mean that others won’t mind. Some of the content creators are legally children for fuck sake.

Now, some of us have personality issues. My friends say that I might have multiple personality disorder, maybe even borderline personality disorder. I have an excuse for my behavior at times, but I take responsibility. What’s your excuse? 

This was the first ever picture of Tommy and Tubbo that I saw. 

I THOUGHT:

1. Tubbo was a female

2. Tubbo was actually Philza.

3. I thought Tommy was Dream

4. I had every YouTuber’s name mixed up. 

5. I rediscovered MCYT through my bf pointing out BadBoyHalo in a video that he sent me.

6. I memorized Skeppy first and then forgot about him immediately after the video.

7. I discovered Dream through a reanimated Miraculous Ladybug scene where Dream was like confessing something to George

8. I used to get Technoblade and Dream confused.

9. I thought Sapnap and George were the same person for a while because I watched just animations. 

10. I had no idea that Wilbur played Minecraft.

11. I thought Quackity was part of Sleepy Boys.

12. I actually started watching MCYT because my friend kept simping for everyone and I got curious.

Try to top my stupidity.

Art belongs to  @hollowjackals 

didn’t know until I read comment thank you kind stranger.

Phil: Wilson, am I a bad father?

Wilbur: My name is Wilbur. And you literally stabbed me, what do you think?

Phil, crying: You wanted me to, Watson!

philza minecraft

click for better quality

dadza

teenybopper-art:

highschool sbi au <3

some old sbi art (from before tommy was officially part of the group) from my twt,,,

Technoblade: Okay. The government is like a worm.

Phil: Do you mean a snake?

Technoblade: No, the government is like a worm. If we cut off its head it’ll become two separate worms and live.

Ranboo: Worms can do that??

Technoblade: I know right? It’s so cool.

Phil: Wait, the government will become two separate governments? How is that helpful?

Niki: We’re cutting off heads? Because while I applaude your initiative, a guillotine is hard to come by.

Technoblade: Okay, okay, nevermind. Uh…

Phil, trying to be helpful: The government is like a snake?

Technoblade: Yes! A hydra. The government is like a hydra. We cut off one head and two more will grow in its place.

Ranboo: That’s even cooler!

Phil: That is not what I said.

Niki: I still don’t know where we’re supposed to get the guillotine…

Phil: It says no trespassing.

Techno: What do we do?

Tommy: Well, me and Techno should go in. Then it’s only dos passing, not tres.

Phil:

Techno:

Phil:What?

Techno: It’s been quite a year, huh?

Phil: ….Techno, it’s February.

Techno:

Techno: And?

DSMP doodles from last week (ft. Selectively Mute Ghostbur :) )

I posted these on Insta like 5 days ago and didn’t even realize I didn’t put them here