[Image one: A digital drawing of Jack Manifold and TommyInnit. There’s two panels separating the characters, and a used ashtray a the bottom. The smoke it creates billows behind the panels and then offscreen. Jack is in the first panel, hands under his armpits as if he’s hugging himself. His brows are slightly furrowed. He’s wearing a blue hoodie and denim jacket above a white sweater. The denim jacket has a fire pattern across the sleeves, a thunderbolt badge, and three flags patches, for L’Manberg, Manifold Land and Snowchester respectively. He also has glasses similar to 3D ones, but they have glasses chains with charms that resemble the L’Manberg flag. Meanwhile, Tommy is wearing his classic t-shirt under a black and orange sports jacket, which has Wilbur’s initials on it. It also has a L'Manberg patch on it. Tommy looks slightly worried, but his pose is laid back. Both of them have white in their hair, while Tommy has a giant bruise around his swollen eye.
Inage two: A digital drawing of Tubbo and Eret. There’s two panels, with smoke wafts behind them. Tubbo is looking to the side, face blank and body relaxed. There is a burn scar in the middle of his face. He’s wearing a unkempt white shirt, which isn’t tucked in properly. Above that, he’s got a denim jacket adorned with many badges, like the New L'Manberg flag, two hearts and a Pog 2020 badge. On top of this, he’s wearing a green puffer jacket, which has a snowchester flag on its sleeve. Meanwhile, Eret is stony faced, her eyes obscured by sunglasses. Her hair is tied up, the ponytail secured with a crown-shaped comb. She’s wearing a plain black sweater with a dark brown skirt. However, she’s also got a red cape on, with fur for its trim. It’s connected by two chains, which both end in X symbols. In her hand, she holds Wilbur’s L’Manberg jacket.
Image three: A digital drawing of Fundy and Nihachu. There’s two panels separating them, and a cloud of smoke ghosting behind them. Fundy has his fist clenched, but his face is smooth. He’s wearing his usual outfit, but with the addition of a few accessories. There is a fish-shaped badge on his jacket, and a locket around his next. Plus, he has Wilbur’s gloves and beanie on. Niki is crossing her arms, looking vaguely upset. She’s wearing a blue sweater with a grey line across it, with a dark grey shawl above it. It’s fastened together by a large raining cloud brooch. She also has two cat ears attached to her hair, and a daisy charm tied around her belt. Her hair is cut short, dyed three different colours. The front sections are dyed a light blonde, while the back is half pink, half dark brown.]
ima be honest i made the same face emma did when jagger said if schlatt chose him he’d “let him fuck minx.” the silence that came after was DEAFENING like you did not just say that
You know those, I made a bot watch 30 hours of *blank* and had them write a script posts? I think it would be funny if we did that but with Dream SMP streams or at least a single streamers streams like Tommyinnit or Awesamdude lore streams.
From reading a couple posts, I’ve seen people being angry at c!Niki for helping Techno and Phil break Dream out of prison. They also forget that this breakout wasn’t just for Dream but also to breakout Ranboo, who was unjustly taken and imprisoned by Sam. In other words, Niki only helped out of loyalty to her friends.(Which she also iterated in her stream when talking to Jack)
Also, it appears I am now a Niki apologist. Also also, she didn’t do it because she was ordered to Techno gave her the choice to help or not and she chose to help.
niki has been praised for her acting for so long and she’s been talking about how she wants to be a bigger part of the story for so long that it actually fucking hurts me. it’s literally been *months* that she’s been dedicated to this but she’s left with nothing from the other members around her. and it makes it so weird bc she’s like. giving her fucking all and they just. ignore her and overlook her constantly.
and i have no fucking doubt in my mind that it’s because she is a woman. every conversation she is in with some members of the smp, it somehow comes back to her “relationship” with wilbur, which is a very sexist narrative. having the only woman who’s majorly involved with the plot be constantly pushed to the side and overlooked and talked over is, even unintentionally, very sexist. the smp only passed the bechdel test when niki and puffy went on their date. that was after november 16th. that was less than 2 months ago.
and even though it’s a trend in gaming spaces for it to be male dominated, it doesn’t excuse how blatantly sexist the smp is. intentionally or not doesn’t matter. the writers are all men and thus don’t consider all the effects of having only men in a story. there are many women that would be ama ing fits for the smp, but as of right now there are only 2 women on active the smp.
tommy is a very key perpetrator of this. it’s just.
niki joins any conversation with wilbur:
tommy, immediately: oooooo flirting~
just saying “i hate all men” does not make him a feminist or even in the slightest bit progressive, it’s just a joke he makes. and even if he doesn’t realize it, it doesn’t negate its consequences. which are real and affect people, as we see from the video of niki literally fucking crying.
additionally, the storyline focuses mainly on men and their plot lines, so niki has had several arcs set up that were just. dropped. i remember watching the sneak peak of “dear friend” live and just. being so excited for what was to come and. it’s just. nothing.
and i think this is why so many fans were so excited to see niki’s current arc. it’s *something* from her and it’s independent and autonomous and self-actualizing and i just. i’m frustrated beyond reasonable debate.
and even with her current arc being set up so well and having a proper lead-up, it’s just. probably going to be ignored again because tommy is trying to fucking kill dream again this week, which will shift the narrative focus from actually interesting plots like niki’s and fundy’s and quackity’s and ranboo’s to yet another fucking conflict about the discs. i don’t care about the sentimental value the discs have or what the discs stand for or anything. it’s been used and overused to the point of genuine annoyance from me and several others.
i am of the honest opinion that they should kill tommy to have the smp move on. like fully unironically. i am 100% serious. i’m tired of tommy. society has progressed past the need for tommyinnit. why does the smp even need a fucking main character anyway? it’s a group roleplay, those aren’t supposed to have main characters.
idk how to end this and it’s kinda all over the place and king but. yeah. i’m tired of niki being overlooked and ignored and the constant sexism on the dream smp server.
the only thing abt this post is that the youtube video of her crying isnt bc of the smp. it’s bc she can’t see her family due to lockdown. the og poster on youtube was using a misleading title but they changed the title from what i’ve seen.
he’s that one math teacher dude whos friends with all his students
funkytys and button ups
somehow teaches everything so everyone understands
the students won’t bully eachother if he bully’s them first.
everyone does their work and then when everyone is done and just chillin, he’ll tell a story or just talk to them
Mr.Blade - english
he’s that english teacher that if you ask the right question they’ll go on a tangent and you’ll get to not do work for like 30 minutes minimum.
Mr.Blade seems mean but is super sweet to his students. (especially the quiet ones)
never makes them do presentations
Mr.Jacobs - history
is 100% best friends with his students.
so many handshakes
Mr.Karl is literally the best dressed teacher there is and is so nice to all his students. he is easy going on grading but is a tad hard on late work.
totally doesn’t sneak off to kiss coach sapnap sometimes
Mr. Quack - spanish
HOLA NIÑOS
gets so hyped with his students.
kahoot kahoot kahoot sm kahoot
Mr.Quacks class is the one everyone hopes they get and constantly looks forward to. thinks like baking spanish food, watching spanish soap operas, and many more fun ways Mr.Quack has thought of to show them different aspects of spanish culture
Mrs. Nihachu - art
the classroom the kids with anxiety sit in during lunch
gives her students hugs whenever they need them
has art her students have made for her all over her classroom walls and desk
drawer full of candy
Coach Sapnap & Coach Punz - PE
LETS GOOOOOOOO
so scary. they are so so scary.
also the sweetest somehow.
the duo is always constantly trying to create new games to keep students active and they work hard to make sure everyone is happy and being included if they want to, or have an alternative if they don’t.
they play in team games like kickball and get HELLA competitive, it makes for a whole lot of fun inside jokes between them and their students.
the smack talk- holy-
Mr.Fundy - furry science- jk. biology
themostfunscienceteacher
every time they have labs he wears a funky lab coat and goggles
his students make fun of him and he loves it
is a tough grader but makes the class easy and makes it a comfy place so kids won’t be scared to ask questions when they need
electives:
Mr.Notfound - engineering
he’s the type of teacher to put up a video on days he’s tired
actually really enjoys bantering with students, and is super lenient with how much they can talk during classes
a lot of his work is hands on so there’s many bits and bobbles around his room and it’s always a mess
“you’ll need the stuff for the soddering machines but i’m not actually sure where they are…”
the students are well aware that class is WAY more fun when Mr.Notfound is in a good mood.
Mr.Wastaken drops by when he has free periods cause he loves to annoy visit Mr.Notfound
Teacher Eret - sociology
his room is the safe space where you go if you need a good hug or a good cry
kids also eat lunch here
memes on da walls and things hanging from the ceiling
talks with his hands and laughs with the students when they mock him and do it when he does
“TEACHER ERET! you will not believe what sarah did!!” “tell me right now!”
Mr.Dude - comp. science
is always asking students how they feel like they’re doing
brings lunches for students he notices not having any
“snack break anyone?” opened drawer full of goldfish
stands in the hallways during passing time so he can watch out for his kiddos and make sure no ones being mean to anyone
high-fives all the time constantly
Mr.Soot - drama
literally so dramatic all the time for no reason
relentless hamilton references
he’s the type of drama teacher to adore his students and have them adore him back. he loves hearing all the unique ideas and loves to watch kids grow into their shell as they take his class
his favorite thing is watching quiet kids learn they love acting and become more confident
students share their own scrips and plays they write and he absolutely melts every time
Mr.Shlatt - political science
the teacher that everyone tries to get mad cause it’s funny
starts arguments between students because he loves to watch kids grow into their opinions and learn to debate with others
teaches them how to win arguments and it blows up in his face cause they start using his tactics against him
Mr. Halo - self defense
no swearing zone
gives the biggest hugs to kids that seem sad
he teaches in mostly talking ways where he explains everything but he also loves demonstration lessons
he always has kids talking to him about other teachers that may annoy them or have given them a bad grade because Mr.Halo always has their back
Mr.Skeppy - money management
he’s that one teacher that isn’t really close with his students but every once in a while he’ll get a group of kids that he enjoys and it makes the class a lot more fun
pizza party after tests if everyone passes
actually holds meme contests for literally no reason
Mr.H - hospitality
has whiteboard desks in his class cause he is THAT cool
is always asking kids what the drama is atm cause he wants to be in the know
has holiday party’s in class for EVERY holiday. if you have him as a teacher you’ll be celebrating every holiday for however long you have him. he just lives for a good party.
also has a snack drawer
Mr.Frost - horticulture
shelves and shelves of plants. gives his fav students ones to take home
literally the sweetest teacher, every student understands you can not be rude to Mr.Frost it’s just criminal to do so
another huggy teacher. he just loves his kiddos with his whole heart
the least amount of work for a class out of all of them
he’s definitely that teacher thay takes his class outside every chance they get, and the students l o v e it
staff:
Mr.Minecraft -headmaster/principal
he’s the reason the school has like 0 REAL trouble makers.
everyone’s scared of him, but only because they don’t want to disappoint him.
he creates the best rallies and makes school events fantastic
100% dances at school dances sometimes
Mrs.Puffy - councilor
everyone adores her. even other teachers.
she councils Mr.Wastaken when he needs dating advice. *cough cough* Mr.Notfound *cough cough*
literally 3 drawers full of snacks.
is the founder of their schools GCA and it’s the best thing
let’s kids skip class in her office when they have a panic attack or are to anxious to go
had to have a chat with Coach Sapnap because of how many kids were coming from his PE class having panic attacks (he felt really bad, he’s just intense sometimes)
loves to sit in on Mr.Quackitys classes
Teacher callahan - substitute
he subs in sometimes and when students find out Teacher callahan is subbing that day they freak the fuck out
so much kahoot
how can one man start such party’s without speaking a word
terrorizes Mr Wastakens classes when he can and LOVES to pop in on the PE classes especially when they’re doing something wicked fun and he feels like beating sapnap at something
