#platos stepchildren
We deserved Bones in a cute toga in Plato’s Stepchildren
For All Your Star Trek TOS/AOS Coffeeshop AU Naming Needs:
Jim:
- Captain’s Mug
- Kobayashi Ma-Brew
- Four cups? I’ll do it in three.
- Star Trek: Into Dark Roast
- The Caffeinate Maneuver
- Blond Roast
- Jim’s Java
McCoy:
- Bones’ Beans
- A Coffee A Day…
- Caffeine Drip
- McCoyffee
- Hippocratic Roast
- Brewedside Manner
- All I’ve Got Left is My Beans
Spock:
- Tranquilitea
- Kolinahr Coffee
- Vulcanteen
- Spock’s Barista
- Koon-Ut-Kal-I-ffeine
- The Logical Latte
- SpockTeas(Bones suggested this one. Spock doesn’t get it.)
Uhura:
- Phonemes, Morphemes and Caffeine
- The Talented Tongue
- Coffee ‘N’ Comms
- Espresso Yourself
Scotty:
- Scotty’s Lattes
- Scott-Tea
- Maximum Warp
Sulu:
- Hikaru Brew
- Pots and Plants
- Grounds For a Duel
Chekov:
- Brewed in Russia
- Chekoffee
- Pavel’s Pour-Overs
Chapel:
- Chapelccino
- BioBeans
- Christine’s Caffeines
General
- Redshirts and Redeyes
- Plato’s Steeped Children
- Operation: Caffeinate!
- Is There in Truth No Coffee?
- Star Trek: The Caffeinated Series
- Coffee on the Edge of Forever
- Star Trek: The Mocha Picture
- The Wrath of Khanffee
- The Search For Shots (of Espresso)
- The Voyage Foam
- The Final Filter
- The Undiscovered Coffee
The best thing about this post is everyone reblogging it and tagging a different favourite name.
I also can’t believe I left this at 49 puns when either “Bean Me Up, Scotty,” or “Transporter Bean” was right there.
