#hikaru sulu

Here’s another sketch dump of the bois. Featuring my favorite headcanon: the big bed.

Mr. Spock’s Mood

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Kirk: hello Mr. Spock<3!

Spock: captain

*Kirk experiences anguish*

Kirk: are you in a bad mood Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: I am not in a bad mood captain

Kirk what happened?

Spock: what? I’m not in a bad mood

Kirk: Bones! Watch out Spock<3 is in a bad mood! 

Bones: oh

Spock: I assure you I am not

Bunze: Spock that green blood sugar of yours is probably low. A snack will probably improve your mood

Kirk: yeah! How about a snack!

Spock: my mood is fine

Sulu: when I am in a bad mood a short nap usually does the trick

Chekov: or a litol valk around the ship!

Uhura: what’s going on is somebody upset? Is it Spock?

Bones: let me check your vitals

Kirk: Mr. Spock</3

*spock sighs*

Kirk: it’s okay Mr. Spock<3 everybody has bad mood sometimes

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Shout out to Rachy (ckc), anonymous, and Bloopotronic for putting some more sand in my collectible ko-fi hourglass! I’m going to use the funds to steal birds from trees!

If anybody else likes my work, and wants to help me do more crimes, my ko-fi link is in my bio!

Shhhh I’m trying to trekpost around here

*thinks about Sulu missing Ben and Demora, and how he must feel alone in the vastness of space* pain pain PAIN

trek-tracks:

Crew Members’ Greatest Replicator Crimes:

Scotty: On Robbie Burns Day, replicator mysteriously only produced haggis or vegan haggis

Bones:Secretly replicates plomeek soup when he thinks Spock isn’t looking because he actually really likes it

Jim: After drinking alien wine, attempted to replicate entire corn maze because “I miss Iowa, Bones”

Chapel: Got into philosophical argument with replicator over why it could produce a chocolate sundae, but not a chocolate Tuesday or Wednesday. Replicator had existential crisis and required repair

Sulu: “What do you have?” “A replicated knife!” “NO-”

Chekov:Prefaces every replicator order with “Russian,” whether the food is specific to Russia or not

Spock: Secretly replicates peach cobbler when he thinks Bones isn’t looking because he actually really likes it

Jim (again): Fell asleep in Mess Hall with arms lovingly cradling 17 orders of replicated mozzarella sticks

Uhura: Just uses the replicator according to regulation; what’s wrong with you people

Trek-Tracks: Calls food synthesizer a “replicator” when the term wasn’t used until TNG; doesn’t care and will not be taking criticism at this time ;)

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

For All Your Star Trek TOS/AOS Coffeeshop AU Naming Needs:

Jim:

• Captain’s Mug
• Kobayashi Ma-Brew
• Four cups? I’ll do it in three.
• Star Trek: Into Dark Roast
• The Caffeinate Maneuver
• Blond Roast
• Jim’s Java

McCoy:

• Bones’ Beans
• A Coffee A Day…
• Caffeine Drip
• McCoyffee
• Hippocratic Roast
• Brewedside Manner
• All I’ve Got Left is My Beans

Spock:

• Tranquilitea
  
• Kolinahr Coffee
• Vulcanteen
• Spock’s Barista
• Koon-Ut-Kal-I-ffeine
• The Logical Latte
• SpockTeas(Bones suggested this one. Spock doesn’t get it.)

Uhura:

• Phonemes, Morphemes and Caffeine
• The Talented Tongue
• Coffee ‘N’ Comms
• Espresso Yourself

Scotty:

• Scotty’s Lattes
• Scott-Tea
• Maximum Warp

Sulu:

• Hikaru Brew
• Pots and Plants
• Grounds For a Duel

Chekov:

• Brewed in Russia
• Chekoffee
• Pavel’s Pour-Overs

Chapel:

• Chapelccino
• BioBeans
• Christine’s Caffeines

General

• Redshirts and Redeyes
• Plato’s Steeped Children
• Operation: Caffeinate!
• Is There in Truth No Coffee?
• Star Trek: The Caffeinated Series
• Coffee on the Edge of Forever
• Star Trek: The Mocha Picture
• The Wrath of Khanffee
• The Search For Shots (of Espresso)
  
• The Voyage Foam
• The Final Filter
• The Undiscovered Coffee

The best thing about this post is everyone reblogging it and tagging a different favourite name.

I also can’t believe I left this at 49 puns when either “Bean Me Up, Scotty,” or “Transporter Bean” was right there.

Sulu writes fan fiction confirmed

trek-tracks:

The Trouble With Wordles

Inspired by

Yesterday’s Trekle felt appropriate.

Star Trek TOS Fanart Compilation Pt. 3

And finally here’s the most recent ones, except for the holiday themed one lol that’s from way back when

Drawing this gang of people is such a delight and it brings me so much joy, hope it can lighten up a little bit someone else’s day as well

Follow my IG @alenartworks to see them posted in real time if you fancy ☺️

theserialcomicbooksniffer:

kirk: mr. sulu… you can fly this thing, right?

sulu:

Pez Original Series set, 2008.