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Here’s a weird collection I’ve been amassing for something like two years now. It all started with Zarlax, on the far left. Zarlax, a being capable of bending time and space, was found lost and alone during a shopping trip one day. Or perhaps, he found me. Thus Zarlax became the founding member of this very odd army.

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Starting from the left we have the titular Zarlax, a stout little man sporting stylish purple camo and a contrasting yellow streak on either side of his body. Capable of bending timespace.

To his left we have his partner, Cola, the second member of the army; predominantly red with white sides and underbelly. She doesn’t speak.

On top of Cola there’s the All-Seeing-Orca. Blue with white eyepatches, flank patches and underside, and flimsy felt flippers. They see all. It’s very stressful.

Here’s a picture of them getting a bath after bringing them home.

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Next is the bruiser, Hot Rod. Blazing blue with sweet flames all over, she’s the biggest member of the Army. Don’t let her cute expression and kind blue eyes fool you, she WILL wreck your shit.

The pink fellow above Hot Rod is the mysterious, round, and fuzzy UFO. Mostly pink with ovular green, orange, and blue rings all over. We don’t know much about them other than the fact that they are round. So very round. Also they can hover.

Beneath UFO is Disco, in classic tie-dye. We don’t know much about him except that he loves weed.

At the end are the newest recruits, a mother and son. The pink gal is Peaches; she will shank you. On top is the little orange man. We don’t know his name yet.

How to join Zarlax’s Army:

1. Look like you came out of a crane machine or were won at an amusement park.
2. Be dolphin/whale shaped.
That’s it.


To end off here’s an accidental collection of Hot Rod’s associates that I’ve discovered in the wild; a snake and an alligator, found at the same store at different times. Also look like they came out of a crane machine. The snake required restuffing surgery and no longer has a floppy neck. Thus concludes the story of Zarlax (so far)

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I had an insane amount of luck today. I wasn’t even squish hunting, but stumbled across Barb the purple and rainbow dog at a target that was completely empty of squish just two days ago, and the rest were all from Walmart. I’m so happy to have all these new friends added to my collection, along with picking up an extra Monica the Axolotl for my friend!

My wonderful new friend, Zaylee. I’m obsessed with her and can’t wait to take her everywhere with me ✨

Zaylee and my new FAO Husky, Tundra

My baby gator I’ve had for over twenty years now, Andy

My plush finds from yesterday ✨ Jeanne the octopus squishmallow and Cirrus the Clouded Leopard. Cirrus is from the target brand Animal Adventure!

My emotional support strawberry crab, Crush

New additions to the plush family! These two are from the F.A.O Schwarz Sparklers line, purchased atNew additions to the plush family! These two are from the F.A.O Schwarz Sparklers line, purchased atNew additions to the plush family! These two are from the F.A.O Schwarz Sparklers line, purchased atNew additions to the plush family! These two are from the F.A.O Schwarz Sparklers line, purchased at

New additions to the plush family! These two are from the F.A.O Schwarz Sparklers line, purchased at Target. The puppy is mine, her name is Angel. The bunny is my partner’s and doesn’t have a name yet. They are both super soft and really well made!


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