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Poki: But what about John?

Sydney: Don’t worry about them.

Jodi: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

Lily: Seriously, Michael, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Michael: That’s not important

Poki: I DISAGREE.

Michael: Hey I need to hide here with you for a little bit.

Poki: Why..?

Michael:Lily is passive-aggressively doing the chores she asked me to do six hours ago. It isn’t safe out there anymore.

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Pokimane in a black skirt

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tfw ur forced to do financial maths

Every now and then I recall how everyone brought Pi Neo by Givenchy bc Corpse Husband mentioned he used it.

Yang banging on the door:

LET ME OUT THE EMF IS LEVEL 5!

Weiss: YANG!! GET OUT!!

Blake: THE DOOR IS LOCKED!!

Ruby: THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING!!

Weiss: OH SHE’S FUCKED

[Blake opens the door]

Ruby: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

Yang getting her neck snapped: FU-

[Yang dead on the floor]

Ruby: YANG!! YANG!! YANG NO!!

Blake: SHE’S DEAD SHE’S DEAD

Weiss: Let’s just go man :(


*at hq*

Penny: here’s your paycheck

[Gives them 10 dollars]

RWB: 10 DOLLARS!!

Penny: Yeah the ghost was a shade, and Yang’s dead.



Yang as a ghost: Is that me

Yang: Guys don’t forget about me :(

Yang: Blake did you forget about me? :((

Yang looking at Blake’s butt: at least I can do this

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