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206: DUNSPARCE
These little boozers are awesome drinking buddies. Just don’t scare them or they’ll burry themselves underground.
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441: CHATOT
Chatot can bust some mean rhymes.
(For New Years we decided to do a little switcheroo. Gabe did the art, despite having no idea how Photoshop works, and Five was permitted to write the entry. Five is normally banned from writing the jokes because of what happened last time she did that.
Happy holidays, stay safe, and remember, the cops can’t legally make you take a sobriety test.)
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225: DELIBIRD
These birds like to give presents to good little boys and girls. As for the naughty ones…
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553: KROOKODILE
Ever since I got one I always feel like somebody’s watching me, and I got no privacy.
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628: BRAVIARY
These birds evolved when given super serum, are abnormally afraid of ice types, and have an affinity for shields.
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486: REGIGIGAS
Of course this pokemon takes a few turns to get going. You just woke him up and expect him to be up and ready to go?
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227: SKARMORY
This bastard can fly up to 300 km/h. They normally take off right before a trainer would find them, and give a distinctive “trololo” call.
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172: PICHU
These little mice keep shocking themselves when they attack, get them a shock absorbing diaper or something.
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498: TEPIG
These are the most popular starters in Unova. Mostly because they cook themselves when they attack, AND they go great with everything.
(Sorry the update is so late, and if you were wondering, Tumblr’s downtime had nothing to do with us.
Trust us.)
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306: AGGRON
If you say anything about this pokemon being made of rice and blood he’ll fucking kill you. Kaiju movies are fuckin weird.
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355: DUSKULL
Duskull wanders around lost in the night. Normally they get caught when asking trainers where the local diner is.
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250: HO-OH
Ho-oh is a renown pokemon among the homosexual population, and a top-notch faghag.
(Disclaimer: Gabe is a big homo. Please don’t yell at us ;^;)
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330: FLYGON
Don’t take these poor bros into cold weather. Really that’s just a dick move man, dick move.
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566: ARCHEN
These pokemon have such low self-esteem, when you hurt them they don’t even wanna fight anymore :c
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