#q wear fine things well

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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

OP is a necromancer having an existential crisis of the unforseen consequences of their powers

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Bonus Beauregard reaction

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Animal of the Day!

Red-Lipped Batfish (Ogcocephalus darwini)

(Photo from The Verge)

Conservation Status- Least Concern

Habitat-Galapagos reefs; Coast of Peru

Size (Weight/Length)- 40 cm

Diet-Mollusks; Small fish; Crabs

Cool Facts- While you might look at this and think it’s a picture of your 75 year old neighbor Mrs. Smith, you would be wrong. The red-lipped batfish is a fish with legs. Well, not really legs but modified fins that allow them to walk across the floor of the ocean. Due to this amazing adaptation, batfish are poor swimmers and make easy targets for predatory fish. They tend to stick to shallow coral reefs that have plenty of food. 

Rating-11/10 (A fish. That can walk. And it has lips.)

stede being a theater gay for 5 minutes “straight”

This compilation is the audiovisual equivalent of a very decadent cake sprinkled with crack cocaine.

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[ID: tags by @theoldbones which say “this is what conservatives think happens when you get vaccinated”. END ID]

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