[Image description Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death saying “Oh, well, a vacation is a period of leisure. Your time is yours to do with as you please.” Second panel is his crew replaced by Kirk, Rom, and Picard from Star Trek with Ron saying “What the hell’s a vacation?” and Picard asking “What is the punishment if we don’t?”]

[Image description Jim from Our Flag Means Death with their face replaced by Jadzia Dax from Star Trek saying “I’m gonna keep this very simple. You know me as Dax? So just… keep calling me Dax.” Second panel is Frenchie with his face replaced by Captain Sisko saying “Yeah, good ol’ Dax, Always liked Dax.”]

“Some of us are tryin’ to bask in the light of the Celestial Temple!”

[Image description Runabout from Star Trek about to enter the Bajoran wormhole. Buttons from Our Flag Means Death is on top of the runabout naked with his arms outstretched]

[Image description Blackbeard from Our Flag Means Death shaved and in Stede’s robe with text “Star Trek TNG season 1” second panel is Blackbeard with his beard, wearing black leather with text “Star Trek TNG season 2”]

M-Mary….?

I frew up….

When you try to watch a movie for free and accidentally let a virus onto your computer.

Izzy Hands keep your hands off this man.

Just some more OFMD textposts | 1 | 2 | ? |

toadminako:

Blackbeard: *cuts off Izzy’s toe and force-feeds it to him to terrify him into submission*

Izzy:

omgtheywerecocaptains:

0psique1099:

Even more OFMD textposts | 1|2 | 3 | ?

weirdgirlcore:

Sorry for my Our Flag means Death brainrot I can’t help it I’m gay.

I will constantly continue to simp for Our flag means death women because I love them and they deserve it <33

Mary Bonnet a hottie ngl

Spanish Jackie has 20 husbands but not one wife; I’m officially signing my application.

ambassadorquark:

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

friendly reminder that Stede “Passive Aggression” Bonnet burned down a ship with people still on board because they hurt his boyfriend’s feelings and he made a lil pouty face

Why I love Lucius more than life itself

so we know and love this scene

Lucius:ineffective gay hammering

(and he actually doesn’t get smacked for not working, unlike Pete)

and THEN

HE’S STILL HOLDING ON TO THE HAMMER TO SEEM BUSY

HAMMERINGA SAIL. TO THE DECK.

Lucius Spriggs you are a magnificent creature never change ily

lockwie:

fanonical:

‘our flag means death’ my ass, most of that crew couldn’t kill anyone if they were trying

it doesn’t say whose death

i’d say that im sorry but im not

im so sorry izzy