#nicole
Wynonna Earp + text posts
Nicole: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined
Wynonna:Heck
Nicole: You’re on thin fucking ice
Nicole: Oh no
Waverly:If I run and leap at Nicole, she will most certainly catch me in her arms
Waverly:Coming in!
Nicole:NO I’M HOLDING COFFEE
Nicole:*drops the coffee to catch Waverly*
Wynonna Earp + Guide to Troubled Birds
Nicole: Waverly sometimes talks in her sleep, it’s adorable
Waverly, asleep: Fight me motherfucker… Square up bitch…
Nicole, lovingly: You get ‘em, babe
Waverly: Listen, I wanna date you. I really like you, Nicole, like, like-like you. More like, I’m in love with you. I love you, Nicole.
Nicole:
Waverly:
Nicole:
Waverly:
Nicole: Waverly, are you flirting with me ?
Throughout Wynonna Earp, the show doesn’t really reveal a lot about Nicole when she was younger. Many people write her as a straight-A student, but there is far too much evidence to the contrary for this to be plausible. Instead of fitting into the ‘top-student’ trope, she falls into the classic ‘dumbass’ mindset. Nicole Haught has canonically asked how fast trees grow, threw a very dangerous ring into the woods randomly, cannot comprehend the concept of ‘Yahtzee’, and admitted that she failed college. Not dropped out - failed, an unmistakable tribute to her innate dumbassery. However, dumbassery is not inherently a bad trait for a character, and Nicole tends to use her dumbassery to add to her charm. In this essay I will -
Wynonna: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Waverly: You’re a hazard to society.
Nicole: And a coward. Do 20.
Randall: I never thought that Lilith was a innocent girl, but when she went on her first date with Nicole, any suspicion I had of that died.
Jack: Before she went on it she told me ‘by the end of the night I’m going to make sure I know out what my name sounds like when she’s moaning it.’
Jack: I fucking choked on my pretzels from that.
Lilith: I’m doing such a great job at keeping my crush a secret
Nicole: hey Lil;)
Lilith: I have to gay- I mean go. I have to go.
Lilith: Hey, d'you wanna know your gay name?
Nicole: …my “gay name?”
Lilith: Yeah, do you wanna know what it is?
Nicole: This feels like a trap –
Lilith: It’s your first name.
Nicole: Oh my go –
Lilith, getting down on one knee: And my last name
Nicole: if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i’d only have one dollar because you’re all i think about.
Lilith, voice cracking: have fun being broke, weirdo.
Randall, after kissing Nicole for some reason or another: Lilith’s gonna kill us.
Nicole: Yeah. This is a mistake.
Randall: A mistake that we’re gonna laugh about one day.
Nicole: But not today.
Randall: Oh, no. Today’s gonna be a mess.
Nicole Scott in Nicole Scott 427 from Insex.
