#reigen
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You cannot even begin to comprehend Reigen Arataka. He pretends to be psychic for a living. He’s been cancelled on twitter. He has godlike massage skills. His closest friends are middle schoolers. He convinced multiple high-ranking members of a terrorist group to rejoin society. He met aliens and gave them his pajama shirt. He made his own website and it looks hideous. He knows how to fire a gun. He gives surprisingly good advice. He was once trapped in a parallel dimension and almost starved to death. He ranked 4th in the national whac-a-mole championship
“Ah! I just had the best massage!”
“Oh? Where’d you get it?”
“Spirits and Such Consulting.”
“Eh? Seriously? I never took you for the type to believe in that kind of thing.”
“Oh, I don’t. The dude is a total fraud but he’s a miracle worker with neck and shoulder pain, you just have to tell him it’s ghosts.”
“What.”
“Yeah, it’s just this shady guy who works with his nephew or little cousin or something. Sometimes there are some other kids there too, maybe he’s a babysitter for his siblings? Dunno. But he’ll basically do anything if you blame spirits. One time I got him to change my tires and groom my dog. Weird guy but surprisingly competent.”
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reigen doing a handstand and salt spilling out of his pockets
song: world is spinning x rich boy