#replicator
Crew Members’ Greatest Replicator Crimes:
Scotty: On Robbie Burns Day, replicator mysteriously only produced haggis or vegan haggis
Bones:Secretly replicates plomeek soup when he thinks Spock isn’t looking because he actually really likes it
Jim: After drinking alien wine, attempted to replicate entire corn maze because “I miss Iowa, Bones”
Chapel: Got into philosophical argument with replicator over why it could produce a chocolate sundae, but not a chocolate Tuesday or Wednesday. Replicator had existential crisis and required repair
Sulu: “What do you have?” “A replicated knife!” “NO-”
Chekov:Prefaces every replicator order with “Russian,” whether the food is specific to Russia or not
Spock: Secretly replicates peach cobbler when he thinks Bones isn’t looking because he actually really likes it
Jim (again): Fell asleep in Mess Hall with arms lovingly cradling 17 orders of replicated mozzarella sticks
Uhura: Just uses the replicator according to regulation; what’s wrong with you people
Trek-Tracks: Calls food synthesizer a “replicator” when the term wasn’t used until TNG; doesn’t care and will not be taking criticism at this time ;)