Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.
This is my cat. She doesn’t let me read by myself so I read out loud to her and she purrs like a generator full of bees.
These are my cats. As ex-strays who decided to move in with me, they both like to help me when I’m working. Top: Assistant Housepainter Percy. Bottom: Assistant Report Editor Thomas.
El Diablo sympathizes. He prefers the snuggly, stress-free life. He would like to offer his fluffy belly, if you need some place soft to put your face for a minute. He promises his name is not indicative of his character.
This is Donut. He is weird.
this is tuggy and i dont know how to save instagram pics
This is Sami when she was little, and after she’s grown a bit. She is super adorable, and she knows it. She purrs all the time, and is extra cuddly. But she also likes to scream at 7am that she hasn’t been fed since LAST NIGHT and she’s STARVING.
This is Typhoid and Grimm and they’re fucking GAY as shit. And this is Pippin and he’s my fat little sweet potato.
This is Nellie. She is large and needy, and yells at you from across the room if you are not giving her constant attention. She is super cuddly, but demands to be the little spoon at all times, otherwise she yells at you again. She enjoys yelling…especially at 3am.
This is Martin in his festive bow tie. He is soft and talkative.
Meet Snickerdoodle. He’s a chatty cuddlebug.
these are oliver and pickle rick
The top one is Moo-Moolicious. She’s rotund and sleepy and loves belly rubs. She sleeps on my moms left side.
The middle one is Cheddar Cheese. He meows loudly whenever you walk by his food bowl. If you don’t pet/feed him, he’ll bite your ankles. He sleeps on my moms right side.
Bottom is Halloween. She’s only 8months but loves to play fetch. Her favorite toys are hair ties and she sleeps next to me every night on her own pillow.
I’ve got to tip my hat to Cosmopolitan for combining two of my favorite things into a single video.
Although more than four years old, I still get the song stuck in my head, although my version is really “Cats/No abs.” Plus, I’m forever smitten with the adorable CJ Richards (please, marry me).
