#shelter cat
“…You mean it’s not Oriole Day Weekend!?” — Cinnamon
“I’m Kris Kringle and I sure would like some kringled-up paper to play with, please.”
Fanta knows about that bag of candy you hide from everyone else, but she’s willing to keep it a secret if you say something nice about her.
“I’m grrrrrrreat!” — Rigatoni
“Certain humans talk about having somebody in the palm of their hand. I like the idea, but I’m a cat and having you in the pad of my paw just doesn’t land quite the same.” — Palmer
When you try to celebrate Tongue-Out Tuesday but it’s Wednesday.
One of the other shelter cats told Tuxie if he put his head up against the side of the litter box, he could hear the ocean. Results are inconclusive, but it’s hard to hear with all the giggling next door.
Maynerd can tell the difference between opened cans of StarKist and Chicken of the Sea from 1,000 yards away.
Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.
This is my cat. She doesn’t let me read by myself so I read out loud to her and she purrs like a generator full of bees.
These are my cats. As ex-strays who decided to move in with me, they both like to help me when I’m working. Top: Assistant Housepainter Percy. Bottom: Assistant Report Editor Thomas.
El Diablo sympathizes. He prefers the snuggly, stress-free life. He would like to offer his fluffy belly, if you need some place soft to put your face for a minute. He promises his name is not indicative of his character.
This is Donut. He is weird.
this is tuggy and i dont know how to save instagram pics
This is Sami when she was little, and after she’s grown a bit. She is super adorable, and she knows it. She purrs all the time, and is extra cuddly. But she also likes to scream at 7am that she hasn’t been fed since LAST NIGHT and she’s STARVING.
This is Typhoid and Grimm and they’re fucking GAY as shit. And this is Pippin and he’s my fat little sweet potato.
This is Nellie. She is large and needy, and yells at you from across the room if you are not giving her constant attention. She is super cuddly, but demands to be the little spoon at all times, otherwise she yells at you again. She enjoys yelling…especially at 3am.
This is Martin in his festive bow tie. He is soft and talkative.
Meet Snickerdoodle. He’s a chatty cuddlebug.
these are oliver and pickle rick
The top one is Moo-Moolicious. She’s rotund and sleepy and loves belly rubs. She sleeps on my moms left side.
The middle one is Cheddar Cheese. He meows loudly whenever you walk by his food bowl. If you don’t pet/feed him, he’ll bite your ankles. He sleeps on my moms right side.
Bottom is Halloween. She’s only 8months but loves to play fetch. Her favorite toys are hair ties and she sleeps next to me every night on her own pillow.