#ridiculous drawings

Cornered in a nightmare by two figures that looked oddly like The Silence with bobbed haircuts. They were also wearing 1950s style dresses. Scene was somehow attached to a retail anxiety dream… they were not happy with the current quality of their bedding and were less happy that we wouldn’t give them their money back.

I kept pleading, “You must understand - those sheets are fifteen years old. You can’t really expect them to have stayed perfect for that long!”