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Nines: I have been accused of sleeping with Gavin for money. This is false.

Nines: I sleep with him because I want to and he gives me money regardless of whether I sleep with him.

Tina: So are you going to ask Nines out?

Gavin: Nah, he’s taken.

Tina: What? Since when?

Gavin: No clue.

Tina: Then how do you know he’s taken?

Gavin: I was instantly attracted to him, and experience tells me that means he’s unavailable.

sing-a-sirensong:

Nines: We all have our demons.

Nines: *pointing at Gavin* That one is mine.

exumii:

gavin: i only feel one emotion and it’s anger

rk900: last night you drunk texted me one thousand heart emojis

gavin: out of anger

That Nines was a default villain in early fandom really is just so funny like the guy just stood there.

Imo that also relates to why he and Gavin got paired together. Like yeah “minor antagonist” and “dude who doesn’t do shit” aren’t super compelling together but when you factor in the fan content it was “stock antagonist” and “stock antagonist: supreme flavour” and both of them were getting dropped into the DPD to mess with Connor at the same time. They’re eventually gonna interact!

phcking-detective:

Tina: there’s been a string of home invasions by an RK900 recently, you should sleep with protection

Gavin: right yeah, I’m not an idiot

Gavin: *goes home and sleeps on his front, knees tucked up to his chest, no underwear with his entire pussy out*

Gavin:*andthree condoms on the nightstand*

detroitbecomefandom:

Gavin: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Tina:Nines said ‘I love you’ and you said ‘thanks’, didn’t you?

Gavin:The reasons are personal-

Connor: You’re adorable.

Nines: I kill people. I’m an assassin- I’m a professional-

Connor: Professional cutie

Nines: shut up!

gavinisqueer:

The Doctor Is In - New Fic!

This fic was a commission for my friend @allegedlyanandroid!

Tags and warnings: NSFW, Reed900, Medical Kink/Play

Summary: “Male android, strictly moronsexual, seeking d4d (dumbass for dumbass) medplay. You must be dumb enough to respond to an online ad on a porn site, thinking I am a legitimate doctor. You must be dumb enough to strip naked and let me touch your dick, thinking I am a legitimate doctor. You MUST allow me to milk your prostate for over an hour, while still thinking I am a legitimate doctor.

Are YOU dumb enough?”

Detective Gavin Reed replies immediately.

OR
Gavin accidentally signs himself up for a medical fetish scene with Doctor Nines.

The Doctor Is In - New Fic!

This fic was a commission for my friend @allegedlyanandroid!

Tags and warnings: NSFW, Reed900, Medical Kink/Play

Summary: “Male android, strictly moronsexual, seeking d4d (dumbass for dumbass) medplay. You must be dumb enough to respond to an online ad on a porn site, thinking I am a legitimate doctor. You must be dumb enough to strip naked and let me touch your dick, thinking I am a legitimate doctor. You MUST allow me to milk your prostate for over an hour, while still thinking I am a legitimate doctor.

Are YOU dumb enough?”

Detective Gavin Reed replies immediately.

OR
Gavin accidentally signs himself up for a medical fetish scene with Doctor Nines.

gavinisqueertbh:

Summary: Gavin is getting restless while Niles is out of town, so Niles allows him to touch himself while they video chat.

Tags and warnings: Omegaverse, nsfw

A kudos on AO3(link!) really helps me, but you can read the fic below too!

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gonna read this on ao3 later- but reblogging here too!

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gavinisqueer:

gavinisqueer:

Connor: According to American Horror Story, serial killers become more active in the summer months because people leave their windows open.

Gavin: Don’t worry, AHS is make-believe.

Gavin: My serial killer boyfriend is very active all yearround.

@gavincantreedthis Mate PLEASE go feral abt this, I’m in love with serial killer AUs

*pushes other projects aside*

as soon as rarepair week is done.

gavinisqueer:

elynotarobot:

reed900 is so completely unexplainable like yeah the entire backbone of the dbh fandom is actually two characters that basically don’t exist? where did this even come from and why

Actual explanation: Roughly, Gavin was used as a stock villain or DPD background character, Nines was used as a villain or joined Connor in the DPD, so you had them in the same space and interacting, and then the dynamic people discovered there plus them being basically the same situation as Hank and Connor (human detective who hates androids + android detective who learns emotions) but without the canon story already there so we could make it up ourselves, *plus* the fact that people usually made them “meaner” in personality which made it easier to write more extreme NSFW content with them, all rolled together to create a new ship.

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