#roast me

The moral of this story is summer can ruin a summer body. This porky lad was preparing all year for summer, working out and getting lean… and over the course of a few weeks he’s piled the weight back on and some. Too much time drinking at parties. Eating pizza and stuffing his greedy face. Now look at him!

The tubby lad looks pregnant! All the weight has hit his belly, and hit it hard! You can see where his upper body is in shape but his middle has swollen out like a fat balloon. Good bye V shaped physique this chubby lad needs to lay off the pizza and the snacks for a while or he’s gonna get questions about his due date!

Now he has to head back to work looking like this! Fat, pot bellied and everyone can clearly see he overindulged this summer. You can imagine the conversations in the staff kitchen, ‘have you seen his gut? I had to cover my eyes in case one of those buttons shot off’… there’s no hiding that belly fat boy! Maybe try Spanx for men tubby

He deserves to be teased about his fat pot belly. He’s clearly in denial trying to squeeze into his pre summer clothes!

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(Posted with permission by @pondusfinis)

Person: do you even have friends?

INTP: wow, harsh. I will have you know I still occasionally text two people I knew in college, thank you

captainiwasntreadyforconcrete:

Professor: hey! How are you doing?!??

INTP: oh ya know, the usual. Gradually losing my mind.

Professor: hun, you know I love you like a daughter, but you should know you lost that years ago

Professor: *looks INTP up and down and sees rose quartz necklace*

Professor: you know rose quartz is supposed to attract love

INTP: that’s cool Professor

Professor: I think you are going to need some bigger stones. That one isn’t working

INTP: my personality cancels out the quartz

Professor: hey! How are you doing?!??

INTP: oh ya know, the usual. Gradually losing my mind.

Professor: hun, you know I love you like a daughter, but you should know you lost that years ago