#mbti intp
To the people who say to combat the fear of public speaking by picturing everyone naked:
WALKING INTO A ROOM OF NAKED PEOPLE IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY WORST NIGHTMARES
HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER?!????
I would rather do public speaking
captainiwasntreadyforconcrete:
captainiwasntreadyforconcrete:
INTP: I can’t wait for cooler weather when I can break out my sweaters.
INTP: *gazes longingly at their fall clothes which consist entirely of oversized grey sweaters*
INTP: fall is truly for fashion
INTP: I can’t wait for warmer weather when I can break out my summer wardrobe
INTP: *gazes longingly at pile of black oversized t-shirts*
INTP: summer is truly for fashion
It is rather concerning so many of you relate to this because there is a definitely a correlation between the number of black sweaters you own and your need for therapy
Things on my dad’s bookshelf that just make sense:
Person: do you even have friends?
INTP: wow, harsh. I will have you know I still occasionally text two people I knew in college, thank you
captainiwasntreadyforconcrete:
Professor: hey! How are you doing?!??
INTP: oh ya know, the usual. Gradually losing my mind.
Professor: hun, you know I love you like a daughter, but you should know you lost that years ago
Professor: *looks INTP up and down and sees rose quartz necklace*
Professor: you know rose quartz is supposed to attract love
INTP: that’s cool Professor
Professor: I think you are going to need some bigger stones. That one isn’t working
INTP: my personality cancels out the quartz
Professor: hey! How are you doing?!??
INTP: oh ya know, the usual. Gradually losing my mind.
Professor: hun, you know I love you like a daughter, but you should know you lost that years ago
*ENTP and ESFJ watching little girl hit the ground with a stick*
ENTP: that girl is yeeting that dirt
ESFJ: …you can’t yeet the ground it can’t move
ENTP: yeet is meaningless. It must conform to the context. Just like us
ESFJ:
ESFJ:
ESFJ: yeet implies movement
When I was 13 I was making breakfast on a gas stove and caught a hot pad on fire. After standing there looking at the flaming hot pad in my hand, I dumped it in the sink setting off a plume of steam and smoke…just as my dad walked in.
He poured a cup of coffee, took a sip, nodded, and left.
Coworker *eying INTP making coffee at 9:00 PM with concern*
Coworker: just how much caffeine does it take to run an INTP?
INTP: a lot. I am not a very fuel efficient model
INTP: well, now that I work nights I am no longer a “normal person”
Friend:…um…you have never been a normal person???
INTP: I can’t wait for cooler weather when I can break out my sweaters.
INTP: *gazes longingly at their fall clothes which consist entirely of oversized grey sweaters*
INTP: fall is truly for fashion
Coworker: you are so awkward there is literally no way you aren’t the main character
INTP:…uh….thanks?
8 year old me: I am going to grow up to be tall, beautiful, and graceful
Adult me: just whacked my nose on a shelf while trying to put on a hat. A shelf that would only be nose height if you are below the national average.
INTP: I am thinking about being emo
ENTP: you….
ENTP: you still listen to My Chemical Romance
ENTP: pretty sure you are already Emo
INTP: …well then I definitely need some cooler clothes
INTP: hey quick question. I accidentally turned on “feeling” how do I switch it off? It’s getting depressing.
ENTP: tragically, once you open that jar you can never put the lid back on and it stinks
INFJ: first off guys, mixed metaphors. Gotta work on that
Mom: you should have dated him. He literally told me that he liked you because you weren’t like other girls
INTP: you are aware that is not an uncommon comment I get on my life, right?
Sometimes I scroll through my posts and I am like, man am I funny. Depressed, but funny
Dude: can I have your number?
INTP *loud buffering noise*
Dude: ?
INTPs be like, yes I need all 70 of these tabs. No I don’t remember what they all are I just know they are there for a very specific rabbit trail I wanna go down
ESFJ: Well I guess things turned out *great* for you. Here you are baking muffins at midnight and befriending the dog no one likes
INTP: look, not everyone can pull off the friendless loner aesthetic and you are just salty
My Favorite INTPcharacters
[Introverted.iNtuitive.Thinking.Perceiver]
Sherlock Holmes (Enola Holmes)
Michelle ‘MJ’ Jones (MCU)
Bruce Banner(MCU)
Ryōhei Arisu (Alice in borderland)
Nick Miller (New Girl)
Number 6/Ben Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)
Dr.Alexei (Stranger Things)
Donatello 'Donnie’ (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Emily Dickinson(Dickinson)
- Honorable Mention
(cause I can lol)
Aubrey Plaza
INTP: *watches Iron Fist and wants to become a great kung fu warrior*
Also INTP: *eats spoonfuls of caramel frosting that’s been sitting out*
