#rose quartz
“There was nothing special about the dried apple, but in my opinion if you have a secret compartment in your lion and don’t use it to hide things, there is something terribly, terribly wrong with you.”
-Rose Quartz
Source: The Wise Man’s Fear
Pearl: A note? You sneak out and leave me a note?
Rose: I knew you would just argue with me, Pearl
Pearl: It wasn’t even a good note. ‘If you are reading this I am probably dead.’ What sort of a note is that?
Rose: You weren’t supposed to find it until morning.
Source: The Name of the Wind
Steven:I’ve learned to remind myself that my mother and I are two separate individuals.
Connie: And have you enjoyed much success with this approach?
Steven: No, but I do keep reminding myself.
Yellow Diamond: Pink, how would you like your second pearl? All pink, just like your first one, or…
Pink Diamond: (scribbling drawings in space-crayon) I want her to be pwetty and bweautiful and wonderful just like me!
YD: Yes, but-
PD: And she’s gonna have a big pink skirt…
YD: Pink, that would be impractical-
PD: And she’s gonna have these poofy sleeves…
YD: That would be uncomfortable-
PD: And she’s gonna have ALL the colors!
YD: …Pearl, get the space-booze. I can’t deal with this shit.
Blue Diamond: WELL I THINK HER IDEAS ARE TERRIFIC AND SHE SHOULD GET WHATEVER SHE WANTS!
White Diamond: Thy will be done.
“Lion, you are so lucky you don’t know who your parents are.”
— Steven
*Steven trying to record a random video alone*
Amethyst: Yo, if you enter someone’s selfie, does it become an usie?
Steven: Delete video
