#roulette
Alright Im finishing season 5 and at first I felt sorry for Sandra but honestly she is very annoying and I do NOT vibe with her, love Amy and Jonah but Jonah deserved better, Mateo is a cunt (both affectionate and derogatory), they did Garrett dirty with that bird thing and if Glenn mumshames Amy one more time I’m gonna punch him in the face…
really suck at crocheting but it’s so much fun omg
It’s such an sad day outside I’m gonna make soup
Oh btw i made Hokkaido soup and I paired it with fresh tomatoes aND IT IS SO BOMB
It’s such an sad day outside I’m gonna make soup
Cleric: Your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave.
Warlock: This is by far the best compliment I’ve ever received.
<sb> oh dear, i think i may have accidentally texted all your friends.
<sb> grumble grumble phones
<b> heh, np. i’m a menace on a smartphone!!
<b> rip van winkle driving drunk here fokes
<b> on teh information superhighway
<b> whatever. at least this fiasco gave rise to the concept of “dongcasting”
<sb> bad news, i think chatroulette popularized dongcasting a few years back.
<b> oh yeah :(
<sb> it’s like a regular roulette wheel, but every notch reads “mega ding dongs”
Take a screenshot of the Roulette wheel, and then post the required punishment (you should include your screenshot in the same or a separate reply so we know it’s genuine)
If you don’t have the required pic of your own woman, feel free to use a webpic.
- 00 - Post a hardcore sex act with you and your woman.
- 0 - Post any Cuckold/Hotwife meme
- 1 - State how many sex partners your woman has had.
- 2 - Free pass
- 3 - Post a pic of your woman in a thong.
- 4 - Post 4 pics of your woman, at least half have to be nudes.
- 5 - Post a nude pic of your woman bent over.
- 6 - Take a live shot of your flaccid dick.
- 7 - Post a nude pic of your wife in the bathroom.
- 8 - Post 8 pics of your woman, at least half have to be nudes.
- 9 - Show a wedding pic of your wife; if unmarried, clothed with face.
- 10 - Post a nude pic of your woman on all fours.
- 11 - Post a Cuckold/Hotwife meme (this can obviously be a webpic).
- 12 - Take a live shot of your woman’s panty drawer, or post her fully nude with face.
- 13 - Post a pic of your woman, tits with face.
- 14 - Post a pic of your woman out in public, nude or clothed.
- 15 - Reveal where your woman went to HS or College.
- 16 - Complete a truth or dare; you pick one, and the round leader comes up with it.
- 17 - Post a pic of your woman in lingerie.
- 18 - Post a pic of your woman’s tits.
- 19 - Post a pic of your woman sucking your dick.
- 20 - Answer time: would you rather your woman cheat on you and fulfill your fantasy, or never fulfill it at all?
- 21 - Post a pic of your woman playing with a dildo.
- 22 - Post a Cuckold/Hotwife meme
- 23 - Post your wedding song. If you’ve never been married, post your woman’s favorite song.
- 24 - Post a pic of your woman wearing a dress or a skirt.
- 25 - State your woman’s favorite sex position.
- 26 - Post one fully clothed pic of your woman, and then one fully nude pic of your woman.
- 27 - Post a pic of your woman spreading her legs.
- 28 - Post a pic of your woman taking a nude selfie.
- 29 - Confess to a lie you’ve told your woman.
- 30 - Reveal your wife’s first name.
- 31 - Confess a dark secret that you haven’t yet told your wife.
- 32 - State how many sexual partners you’ve had.
- 33 - Post a Cuckold/Hotwife meme.
- 34 - Post a creampie eating GIF (google is your friend).
- 35 - Post a #lipsthatgrip GIF (google is your friend).
- 36 - Answer time: would you rather your wife had sex with your boss or a past/present rival?
P-Valley(2020-)