Mikey; did ya get my last text?

Luke; the spotify link to the home depot…?

Mikey; yea, i feel like i committed a war crime

Luke; you did

Mikey; it was on a playlist called inappropriate songs to play at a funeral

Luke; that feels like a grey area

Mikey; you’d be like ‘i don’t wanna be at work rn’

<sb> oh dear, i think i may have accidentally texted all your friends.

<sb> grumble grumble phones

<b> heh, np. i’m a menace on a smartphone!!

<b> rip van winkle driving drunk here fokes

<b> on teh information superhighway

<b> whatever. at least this fiasco gave rise to the concept of “dongcasting”

<sb> bad news, i think chatroulette popularized dongcasting a few years back.

<b> oh yeah :(

<sb> it’s like a regular roulette wheel, but every notch reads “mega ding dongs”

*delete my feelings*

crimson-chains:

Hey all!!!
Today I woke up to 11 chat messages, all asking about the same thing, which is that I send them bitcoin so they can afford a new laptop/cellphone/whatever XD

Interestingly enough they are all from longtime followers!

I am not sure how ones account gets hacked/infected for this, but check your chat history and make sure you’re not affected!
If you have been, you might want to change your password, do a computer scan, just be careful! 

Here’s an example of what the messages look like!

Please stay safe, and don’t click on sketchy links!!!!

Amen! Also inform the followers that got sent this to ignore them and ignore/delete them if you receive one!

bbearry770:

She finally did it for me.

Naomi

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