#ruby rose
Canon height difference, best ship
(my hand hurts so much ow)
Its your ship’s first time seeing jaune shirtless? How do they react?
Please reblog
Ruby:
Its your ship’s first time seeing jaune shirtless? How do they react?
Please reblog
Noel: Jaune! Oh, God!
Jaune: It’s okay…*groans* I-It’s fine.
Noel: No! You took a nasty hit! *she drops her guns, beginning to peel his armor off* You could be seriously hurt!
Jaune: Really, Noel. It’s fine!
Ruby: Trust us, Noel, we have our aura.
Noel: I’m not taking any chances! *removing the last armor plate, she pulls his hoodie up*
Jaune: Hey! NOEL! *is too late as she took off his hoodie, revealing his bare toned-muscular torso*
Noel:*eyes widened as she realized she made him shirtless* O-Oh, dear! *cheeks turn red, studying every muscle of his chest*
Makoto: Well, Noellers, no scratch on him, but he sure has the abs to grind meat on~ *winks*
Noel:*her blush becomes redder*M-MAKOTO!*she turns away from the shirtless Knight in embarrassment*
Yang: It doesn’t matter what happens next, so long as Cardin’s team goes down. I’m so sick of hearing him say, (Cardin impression) “No shame losing to the best!”
Ruby: Yeah, everybody’s going to be really happy with my victory phrase. “You just got banged!” And then I point to Crescent Rose.
Yang: Don’t… Don’t say that.
Ruby: What’s wrong with banged? At practice, I banged you, I banged Weiss, and I’m gonna bang everyone at the tournament.
Weiss: No, don’t…
Blake: Don’t say banged.
Jaune: Uh, I gotta go! Later! (Leaves)
Pyrrha: That was weird.
Ren: Secret girlfriend weird?
Pyrrha: No! Of course not! He’d tell us! …Right?
Nora: Or maybe because you’d be jelly?
Pyrrha: Jelly?
Ren: You know? Green-eyed?
Pyrrha: So? My eyes have always been green.
Yang: Jealous!
Ruby: You are so jelling!
Pyrrha: I am not jelling!
Blake: (Smirks) Mhm~?
Pyrrha: It’s just- There’s something weird going on, and I don’t like it.
Weiss: Yes, and you’re jealous.
Pyrrha: I am not JEALOUS!
Yabg: this is like icarus. If we fly high enough we’ll make it through anything
Weiss:… icarus died yang
Yang: no. He lived, right?
Blake: yang icarus flew too close to the sun and plummeted to his death.
Yang: T-That’s bullshit! He lived, Rubes…right?
Ruby: Yang, I’ve read the story, too. Icarus died.
Yang:*falls down onto her knees* Gods dammit, why!?
Blake: Oh, Gods, Yang…
Weiss: She’s acting l like a child when they’re told Santa’s not real.
Ruby:*eyes widened* SANTA’S NOT REAL?! *covers her face* NO, NO, FUDGING NO!!
Weiss: Ugh, women-children.
Jaune: unbelievable you two are worse then my Dad, it’s bad karma to be a dream crusher, so we play it safe with Nora, she a national treasure to even let down.
Nora: (Takes off her headphones) Huh, did you say something?
Pyrrha: N-Nothing, Nora! How’s that Schneeflix show?
Nora: Really good!
Pyrrha: Okay, great! We’ll get you when you’re ready!
Nora: Okay! (Puts headphones back on)
Ruby - [tumblr]
Weiss - twitter
Blake - reddit
Yang - 4Chan
Jaune - Facebook
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