#lie ren
Thinking about them
Leader moment
Yang:Where’s Ruby?
Weiss:Out.
Yang:Where’s Jaune?
Ren:Also out.
Yang:So like…they’re out together?
Blake:Yep.
Nora:Said they had leader errands to run.
Yang:Pfft, “leader errands.” That’s pretty cute.
Weiss:Yeah they’re not subtle
Ren:To be fair, there’s not many excuses. Even if they left separately.
Yang:They’re stuck like glue.
Blake:I think it’s pretty cute.
Yang:Yeah. Ooo! Shall we-
Weiss:Leave them alone.
Yang:Oh alright. I’ll let them go at their own pace, find their footing and all that.
Nora:You’re not worried?
Yang:I trust them. Ruby isn’t a pushover and Jaune isn’t some random dude. He cares. Even if he makes a mistake, I know he’ll own up to it.
Ren:Look at you, all reasonable.
Yang:Haha! Guess I just know what to expect. Though I doubt the two of them will jump the gun so quickly.
Weiss:I just can’t believe they called it leader errands.
Yang:That is pretty funny. What exactly is a errand only leaders can do?
Blake:What do you think they’re doing right now?
Yang:Hmmm knowing those two…
[An inn]
Ruby:*embracing Jaune*…..
Jaune:*sobbing quietly*
Ruby:*crying* It’s okay…we’re gonna be okay. *tightens grip*
xxxx
“They’re probably being their dorky selves.”
Oh…I did not expect this to go that way…fuck…
Ren: you know really polite
Pyrrha: oh it’s just the anxiety
Nora: Set me on fire!
Ren: Why?
Nora: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
[Playing minecraft]
[LotusNinjaknife1234 burned to death]
Nora: F
Jaune: F
Ren: camp-fire hot
Ren: You wouldn’t download a Nora
Jaune: I would absolutely download a Nora, bitch
Nora: I know how to do suspense
Nora: I’ve writtent… things
Ren: That sounds like someone who has written stuff
Nora: shuT UP!
Jaune: School Essays don’t count
Nora: SHUT
Jaune: Why are your tongues purple?
Pyrrha : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Ren: I had a red one.
Jaune: oh
Jaune:
Jaune: OH
Nora:
Nora: You drank each other’s slushies?
Jaune: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Nora: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Pyrrha : I got distracted about halfway through.
Ren: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
Jaune: Nora, I’m sad.
Nora: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Pyrrha : Ren, I’m sad.
Ren, nodding: mood
Pyrrha : Why are Jaune and Nora sitting with their backs to each other?
Ren: They had a fight.
Pyrrha : Then why are they holding hands?
Ren: They get sad when they fight
Jaune: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Nora: I am not a weenie!
Pyrrha : Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
Nora: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Ren: You tell ‘em, Nora! *sips their drink*
Nora: Ren, what’re you doing here?
Ren: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Jaune: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Nora: That’s the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Pyrrha : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Nora: i prevented murder
Ren: what? no one is Murdering anyone
Jaune: you don’t know that
Pyrrha: *strangling Cardin* I am
Jaune: as wise man once said to prevent to murder you have to cause murder
Ren: when has anyone ever said that???
Nora: well jaune said it and he’s wise
Nora: *playing video games* OH GUYS I AM ABOUT TO BE NAE NAE’D TO DEATH!!!
Ren: ok who taught her about slang
Jaune: Oh nae nae’d to death, wow what a way to go
Ren: I will kill you
*Nora and ren having an argument*
Nora: you know what I UNARC YOUR JAUNE!!
Ren: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
Nora: WATCH ME!!
Jaune: guys please ;-;
someone said the green beans,,,
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